my random fact...i rape little children and have about 2 dozen toddlers waiting for me in fear. they're in my basement!
Fact, sometimes I rock slow sometimes I rock quick fly on the track like a witch on a broomstick drinkin hater aid and I'm livin day to day thinking in a way that is interesting to me - Radioinactive
dude punch your ass cheeks before you shit and itll come out smoother, no lie i do it every time anyway, i sweating my ass off right now and then im going to a fair later
oh shit, i'm laughing so much right now.... fuck thats funny. do you do that in public washrooms too? do people hear you punching your ass?
haha nah dude i have a phobia for public restrooms. i wont use em unless im completely alone in there
fact: i find washrooms with the highest probability of me being alone in there at my university. and i do go out of my way to use them. they're usually cleaner too.
the vibrations loosen the particles that hold your excrement together therefore turning it into a sort of mush, which slides in turn making your shitting experiance infinitely better sheesh dont you know anything?
Fact- I was unloading shit from railcars today for work. It was ill. There were 2 Rambler of Beuomont monikers and a SUGONE tag from Boxstars. I was way out out in the middle of absolutely nowhere and next to the tracks there was an old large capacity Dalo pen. It made me laugh. Writers really go to great lengths (literally) to get up. Bumfuck South Dakota even. :lol:
fact - i probably use public restrooms as often as my own. when i gotta go, i gotta go. i aint gonna hold it, thats mad uncomfortable