you must be a parting ticker, cause girl you got fine writen all over you. or the best way to get a chick to mack you is go to a party and sice nmo0st are so loud be like, wanna go somewhere more quiet, then take her somewwhere queit haha
simply just go up to a random girl and say .. I DO GRAFF .. then shell defently come pillow fight with u
hey wats yer name.....wanna have sex its never worked for me but you never know then theres this one... I like candy do you like candy I like candy do you like candy I like sex you wanna do it but you gotta say it pretty fast so it catches her off guard so practice up kids
Genius. I gotta try that one. The rag one is fucking brilliant too. At the end of the date: "Hey, wanna go upstairs and maybe get to know each other?" girl: "Well, I dunno..." "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET UPSTAIRS BITCH!" "Oh....by the way, I like what you did with your hair." Make 'em feel special.
I lost my key, can I have yours? Got two nipples for a dime? Hi, I'm the new Milkman, do you want it in the front or the back?
Do you work for UPS? Cause I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package... Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look aorund your chest? Hi, can you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hoterl room across the street The word of the day is "legs", lets say we go back to my place and spread the word...
walk up to a girl and be like "HEY LETS SEE THAT SNATCH" and shell be like ohh your confident here you go -daniel tosh
Some snowboarding ones... Im sponsered, lets do it. Want to meet me at the flight deck for a beer? Oh i see youv already brought your own jugs. Your board is so fast, do you have a brazilian wax? Can i help you widen your stance? Last one has worked a couple times haha. well at least it gets the convo flowing and her laughing
damn you asshat yew attempted to eat my brains but yew didnt get the better of me ! ''Mr. Asshat attempted to eat your brains, but was violently repelled by someone with a shotgun'' that was my homie with the gun and now he's after you the oldest one ever: do you wont to come back to my place for a coffee