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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by aCId II nz, Oct 23, 2004.

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  1. GeSuS_KRiST

    GeSuS_KRiST Moderator

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    personally i like to walk up to cripled people and call them crazy legs or speedy ask them if they want to break dance battle and if they make a rude comment ill jsut say fine ill be the bigger man and just walk away ....sorry i had to throw in on the asshole comments
     
  2. Asshat

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    Scary Movie 2...

    Hahahahahaha.

    Unless you thought of that yourself, I'm not gonna argue it, because I've made shit up before, and it turns out it was in a movie, and they'll be like HEY YOU GOT THAT FROM THAT MOVIE. Then I have to argue with them.

    Bitches.
     
  3. DNA

    DNA Elite Member

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    wtf. a deaf guy cant hear u asking who won the foot ball game.dumbass

    ok so here is a joke this kid told me yesturday.

    a vampire walks into a bar and asks for a cup of blood.
    so the bartender gives him the cup of blood and he goes and sits at a table.

    a second vampire walks into a bar and asks for a cup of blood.
    so the bartender gives him the cup of blood and he goes and sits at a table.

    a third vampire walks into a bar and asks for a cup of really hot.
    so the bartender asks why he wants water and not blood.
    so the vampire pulls out a couple of used tampons and says "TEA"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!
     
  4. jade

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    wud the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire........






    see u next month!
     
  5. DNA

    DNA Elite Member

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    shut up, u killed it
     
  6. GeSuS_KRiST

    GeSuS_KRiST Moderator

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    yea i was ina wheel chair for about 5 months i got alot and made alot fo those joke
     
  7. Tony

    Tony Elite Member

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    my google search for "jesus in a wheel chair" turned this up:



    afusionanomaly.net_jesuslizardwheelchairepidemic.jpg
     
  8. GeSuS_KRiST

    GeSuS_KRiST Moderator

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    HAHAHA thats awesome
     
  9. joust

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    shiza hahahahahaha
     
  10. LIL.RED.RIDE.WOOD

    LIL.RED.RIDE.WOOD Member

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    *BUMP*
    Gesus were u live got a gurl?
     
  11. sika_2002

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  12. LIL.RED.RIDE.WOOD

    LIL.RED.RIDE.WOOD Member

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    wish i was her *sigh*...........sika r u a gurl?
     
  13. Tony

    Tony Elite Member

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    wish i was her *sigh* [/b][/quote]
    god someone needs to get laid.
     
  14. LIL.RED.RIDE.WOOD

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    no i just want gesus's wide ______ in my ______every night..............













    are u fucin blive me muahhahahhahhahhahahhaah...... :wub:


    na i just think gesus is hot with his dreads and his gurly face
     
  15. xylene hug

    xylene hug Elite Member

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    ^^^

    OMG you had sex for money?!?!?!
    we're like twins!!! :lol:
     
  16. xylene hug

    xylene hug Elite Member

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    ^^^

    OMG you had sex for money?!?!?!
    we're like twins!!! :lol:



    wrong thread!!!!! but still!!!!!!
     
  17. DNA

    DNA Elite Member

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    r u a chick??
     
  18. LIL.RED.RIDE.WOOD

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  19. sika_2002

    sika_2002 Elite Member

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    nope, male all the way. sorry to dissapoint ya
     
  20. Asshat

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    This whole thread is starting to confuse me.