funnay!

 

:lol:

 

pretty straight foward we were at a party we were crunk as hell and we fucked i hardly rember it but sex is sex

 

:lol: [/b][/quote]
omfg lmaooo pooter

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

dayyymee TIMEs like fourth thousand pounds did you have fun with that one

 

ya bull shit you were 9 you probably didn't even know what it was then

oh ya remenber
that time you walked in you parents bed room when you had a bad dream
and mommy and daddy were wresling and herting each other
and you were like daddy what are you doing tomommy?


hahaha fucking kids trying to act hard

they don't know shit [/b][/quote]
aoassis is thug, ni99a

 

DA FIRZT TIME WUZ WIT MY DOG. BUT AFTER DAT MY UNCLE HOOK'D ME UP.


DA BEZT NYTE OF MY LYFE.

 

eyouh, the crepiest thing and wierd and not cool at all i have ever read, diry thing you are :blink:

 

first time for me was with a girl i really liked at the time. i was like... 15. i thought she liked me to. but i found out two months later she cheated on me. so fuck that skank. four years later. still have no heart.
bitch. h34r:

 

Grossest. Thread. Ever.

 

my first time my dick was to big
no joke

she was to tight and i was mega big


it sucked uberly

 

i never thought someone with the name Tagger101 would even get sex.....

 

LOFL!

 

you have no idea...
thats the only line in the book thats guaranteed to work 99.9%
"whas up baby.. Tagger 101 in the hizzouse"
*points to crotch... humps air

 

its called jail, you get sex. you just dont enjoy it

 

you have no idea...
thats the only line in the book thats guaranteed to work 99.9%
"whas up baby.. Tagger 101 in the hizzouse"
*points to crotch... humps air [/b][/quote]
this shit had me laughing for a good 10 minutes! :lol:

 

was tryin to see what you were talkin about but the first thing that loaded was kays sig. that had me chuckling for a few. would be better without the lol, but still fucking classic

 

i wuz 12 and it was with this dutch kid in the front seat of a car during a blizzard. and i couldnt understand one word he said. and my best friend was passed out in the back seat.

 

cheahh!
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i guess its my turn since i havent said it..

my first time was like a comedy sketch..
she was on top and we were kissing, my hands started to wander. i took off her shirt then took off her bra. she got off me and took off her pants and her panties.
she went back ontop of me and we started to get warmed up. when i went to stick it in i couldnt find the hole
"Ouch.. thats the wrong hole"
it took me a good 15 seconds poking her butt and all around trying to get it in.
and when it finally went in my mind and dick got a lil too happy... less then 2 minutes later kayone busted one..
i acted like noting happened and was like
"what time is it? I think your dad's gonna to come home"
got her off and i got dressed

:lol:
True story.