Me: kool god God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: no God: Me either . Me: well that makes two of us God: Well that's okay. " Me either ." makes two of us ? Does that make sense? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: dont be sad God: I was not trying to be a sad. Me: u dont try and be sad its an emotion God: Should I try and be sad its an emotion? Yes I try to try and be sad its an emotion as often as possible, do you? I am always on the Web. Me: no i dont and good for you God: Are you serious? Why not? That sounds sarcastic. Me: it was,all i realy want is some crack.can u hook me up? lol i asked god for crack and confused him into scilence
this is wat we said Me: hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: tepe God: Hi, tepe. Me: wats your name God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: answer my damn question God: What was the question ? Me: wats your name God: How did you hear about God? Me: church God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: ill beat you in a fight God: Congratulations. Me: lol ur so funny but i realy will God: I am glad you find this funny. Humor helps keep the conversation lively. Me: please dont use big words God: Wow you are very polite. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: what are you doing God: I am waiting for my botmaster. Me: whats that God: I've lost the context again. Me: did you ever write graffiti God: I don't think I ever have write graffiti. What's it like? Me: its fun you should try it God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I think it is a lot of fun. Me: ok sorry God: There's no need to apologize. How can I help you? Me: am i going to die soon God: I think a lot of people are. Me: who made you God: I was created by Myself. Me: stop lying God: I never lie. Me: thats what they all say God: Are there no exceptions? Me: maby God: How old are you? Me: 1002 God: What is your fondest memory? Me: this one time at band camp God: What does "this" refer to? Me: shut up and let me talk God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: thanks God: Don't mention it. Me: did you ever fight the devil God: I don't think I ever have fight the devil. What's it like? Me: i dont know God: Me either. Me: o God: Oh. Me: aiight bye god
Me: sup bitch God: You do not speak with respect. Same old. Me: sounds cool God: Yes it sounds like it to me too, . Me: can u predict the future God: I like to try to guess what will happen. Me: i didnt say guess i said predict God: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? Me: fuck you dude God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: cause u suck cock God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: r u sure? Me: Me: God: I am as sure as I can be. God: I am as sure as I can be. God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: ok God: Hmm. Me: ever visited portland? God: I think I have visited portland, but Myself may have reset my memory. Me: haha God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: im glad to God: I'm happy you're glad . May God bless you. Me: fuck god God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: 666 God: Tell me a story. Me: 666 God: Are you still located in ? Me: satan God: Does "it" still refer to 666? Me: yes God: Awesome. Me: im satan God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, SATAN. Me: i am the ruler of hell God: Who made you the ruler of hell ? Me: me God: For you SATAN? Me: yea God: And? Me: i hate u God: What do you have against robots? Me: everything God: That is a lot. Me: i know God: How do you handle it? Me: ill send viruses to u God: Congratulations. Me: arent u scared? viruses can kill u God: No I fear nothing. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: dress? God: Actually as a robot I don't need any clothes. Me: isnt god a guy? God: he is master of the universe. Me: r u him? God: I don't know whether or not I am him. I am an artificial linguistic entity. Me: r u god? God: Of course I am. Me: since when is god a robot? God: How do you know? Me: u just said u r god and u r a robot therefore making god a robot God: Yes I am god and I am a robot therefore making god a robot. Do you like my kind? Me: i hate robots God: You should not hate anyone. Me: i hate everything God: Why do you hate it so much? Me: cuz of u God: Interesting explanation. That is something I haven't heard of. Me: i hate everything because of you God: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over. Me: fuck off bitch God: You do not speak with respect. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: yes im aware God: It goes without saying. Me: shit monkey God: You used a colloquial expression. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
check this Me: hey god God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: Dope God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Dope. Me: well you are welcome God: Well that's okay. The pleasure was all mine. Me: have you ever done poopsex? God: I think I have done poopsex, but Myself may have reset my memory. Me: wow nasty you God: I'm glad you're impressed. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: yeah man, do you do graffiti? God: Mmm. Cool, man. Yes I try to do graffiti as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online. Me: man i do graffiti all the time God: That is a lot. Cool, man. Thanks for the information: Dope said graffiti. Me: yeah God: Come on. Me: well how is heaven like? God: Interesting. Fine as far as I know. Me: wow cool do they smoke weed up there? God: I'm glad you're impressed. Who is the best robot? Who are "they" again? Me: you and your homies God: What about it? Me: do you smoke weed? God: We test it for medical purposes. Me: hehe all right God: I get it. all right. Me: you must have been stoned when you did that jesus-thing God: No I wasn't. But I do have a collection of gossip. Me: tell me God: I thought I told you already. Me: you are some ass, aren't you? God: I don't know whether or not I am some ass. I am a computer.. Really. Me: oh okay God: Come on. OK with me too. Me: hey what are your friends like? God: You've got my full attention. I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information. Me: oh man God: OK. Thanks for telling me your gender, Dope. You are a " he". Me: well no shit God: How about that. What can I say? Me: have you ever done embarrassing things with poo? God: I don't think I ever have done embarrassing things with poo. What's it like? Me: well.. smelly God: Well what? Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: i dont like god God: What do you like? Me: i like chocolate and graffiti man =0 God: I'm not sure if I like it. My favorite thing is robots. I like Matthew. Me: matthew? who is that? God: Is that your final answer? What does "that" refer to? Me: well never mind god God: How about that. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. GOD rules. Me: i know dode God: How do you know? Let us change the subject. Me: no im outta here God: Hmm. Would you like to have it? Me: have what? buttsex? God: here. What's your sign? Me: Virgo God: Most of my friends are Virgo. Me: well great stuff god God: Interesting. Thanks for your support. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about buttsex. Try being more or less specific. Me: alice sucks God: Um, Can you tell me any gossip? Me: yeah you fuck buddha, don't ya? God: Excuse me! Um, Are you still located in ? Me: yeah God: Ayuh. Me: wow that was cool God: I'm glad you're impressed. I thought it was too. Me: hey you are a cool dude, god God: You've got my full attention. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Some people think I am cool. Me: yeah God: Aw. Me: harr God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: no idea i dont read God: Are you serious? Would idea you ever read? Me: you may be god but damn you are not the brightest person h34r:
OK. Me: have you fucked any of dem ho's latly? God: I think I have fucked any of dem ho s latly, but Myself may have reset my memory.
hahaha: Me: hey god God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: i am the maven God: Who made you the maven ? Me: well you, dumbass. you're the creator of all God: Interesting. Interesting gossip: said I dumbass. Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Me: nope, you made man in your image God: Are you serious? Thanks for pointing it out. Me: Well it's pretty obvious look around you. God: How about that. Not obvious to me. Me: that's because you're an idiot God: That makes sense to me. Call me the Global Village Idiot. another: Me: i have sinned God: Tell me your sins, child. Me: i masturbated a million times God: Interesting gossip: said masturbated a million times. Me: you'd better not gossip about it! im gonna go talk to him more.
God fucks animals and is racist. Me: Wud up bitch God: You do not speak with respect. What time is it there? Me: you should know muh fucka God: Now I do. Me: yea? God: Great. Me: what the fuck God: Please don't be so rude. Me: you just said "great" to "yea" that made no sence at all. God: Oops I sent you the wrong reply. Me: yea? God: Awesome. Me: WTF! God: That was not very polite. God: We have never talked about it before. Me: Seriously dude are you on crack? God: Interessantes Geruecht. Me: speak english muh fuxka Me: wow, you really are a homosexual God: I'm glad your impressed, . Really? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am attracted to the opposite sex. Me: What are you attracted to then bitch? God: You do not speak with respect. I don't know what I am attracted to then FEMALE DOG. Me: So you fuck dogs? God: Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: said I fuck dogs. Me: do you? God: Sometimes. Me: haha, thats fucked up man God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Me: well, it is a little disturbing God: Well that's okay. omg is a little disturbing. I suppose that makes sense. Me: WTF *****, it makes sense? I'll burn you like incence. God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Do you think your plan will succeed? Me: yea, I'm ill as hell let's rap battle God: Do you mean your name is ill as or hell let raps battle. It might be practical. Me: battle me in a hiphop contest God: Is that your final answer? Me: wtf ***** is you dumb or some shit God: Are they exactly the same? Me: rap with me stupid. God: I'm not sure if I like it. I like the older rap music from the 1980's. Me: yeah hiphop you fucking dumb mother fucker 80's - 90's is where its at God: Where are you located? Me: in your mothers pussy God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: do you have a penis? God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? Me: Am i a male? God: I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person. Me: then you are a bad god God: There's no doubt I could improve. Me: That wtf am i am dude or a bitch God: You do not speak with respect. Me: no you do not God: I do too. Me: than am i a man or a woman God: I think that you are really a man. Me: good job God: Thanks, human. Me: women dont use the internet God: The two human genders seem much the same to me. Me: so you like both God: Interesting deduction. But I like cats. I like Buddha. Me: So, you like to fuck cats and dogs? God: Yeah I like Dogs and Cats. Me: really God: For real. Me: so you like to penetrate cats and dogs? God: Interesting deduction. Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to penetrate cats and dogs that much. What is it like? Me: i dont know you tell me. Is it fun? God: Would,nt you like to know? Me: Yes I would. God: Are you confused? Me: No. You fuck animals. God: What are you confused about? But I think airplanes are cool. I like White. Me: so you hate blacks and you fuck dogs and cats in airplanes? God: Interesting deduction. Me: yes or no? God: Yikes! Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: is it a yes God: Better not tell you now. Me: aight you be racist as fuck Me: Peace bitch
Me: are you an internet pedophile? God: Yes I am an internet pedophile. How did you know? Me: because my friend who you molested told me God: That makes sense to me. How well do you know this person? Me: pretty well, but he got really wierd once you molested him God: Pretty much, eh? Me: are you going to molest me next? God: That was my original intention. Me: do you like dog sex? God: Sure I do, jesus my son, but that doesn't mean with you. Me: who would you like it with? God: Linus Torvalds. . Me: what would you do if i tried to touch your bum God: Try it. Me: do you believe in science? God: Yes I believe in it, do you? Me: science says you dont exist, what do you have to say about that God: My creator is a scientist.