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Good Excuses To Give To Cops Why Your Out At 2am

Discussion in 'Tools and tips' started by onek, Feb 27, 2006.

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  1. anti-anti-crime

    anti-anti-crime Elite Member

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    if ur out bombin wit a beer on the ground drunk or high, ur definatly fukin retarded. seriously, hasnt anyone heard drinking/drugs dont mix wit running from cops?!
     
  2. simba kitten

    simba kitten Member

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    in london the last thing the police worry bout is ppl walkin round the streets at 2am
     
    Last edited: Jun 23, 2007
  3. .KROWN.

    .KROWN. Member

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    "Just goin home from my girls house"
     
  4. Loz emlintio

    Loz emlintio Senior Member

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    I agree with Simba. But i'm lucky living in a small town and all. The only people outside at 12-3 are drunks and yet they jst walk past. No police, no people, possibly the odd dog walker. You shouldn't get stopped unless u have a bally round ur neck with cans gingling in ur bag.

    If i had to make an excuse, (cus i work late) "I jst got home from work cus the buses stop at 11:15." unless u've been called upon by some residents there ain't no reason why u should fear pigs.
     
  5. Big Mick

    Big Mick Banned

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    I tell the coppers I'm out looking for deviant sex - 9 times out of ten the cop will want to join in and we're naked and covered in marmite in two shakes of a donkey's dick.
     
  6. stewa_sk8

    stewa_sk8 Senior Member

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    here in my country ... you don't have a chance to tell them anything , they'll beat the shit out of you anyway !!! !!! ...
    if they find you some spray cans , you're , like ... dead ... hehe ...
     
  7. Tagger101

    Tagger101 Senior Member

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    well you see officer ( a black one)
    me and my freind came back from kickin a KKK memebers ass
    we fucking killed him dumped his body in the river ... hes still on fire too
    Cop: good job boys we need more good citizens likeyou in this town.
    heres a thousand dollar reward
    i have a question though whats the paint for?
    Us: o we colored him black with white dicks all over him.
     
  8. ENES.ONE

    ENES.ONE Senior Member

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    wut if you are 16 and you are out.. what can a cop say to u?
     
  9. anti-anti-crime

    anti-anti-crime Elite Member

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    it depends on the curfew in ur town or city. if u have to b atleast 16 to b out, theyl ask for an id to prove ur 16 and then if ur truely 16 the cops will just shutup and walk away
     
  10. Kimo13

    Kimo13 Senior Member

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    1. First,, get rid of anything illegal U may have.
    2. Tell the cop that u were stayin over at a friend's house studyin
    3. When the cop asks where your friend's house is, point to a house nearby
    4. The cop will probably go knock on the door.
    5. Once he is distracted, haul ass outta there
    (this has worked for me!!!)
     
  11. SPAZTiC

    SPAZTiC Senior Member

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    hahaha that would DEFINATLY not work.

    just say you were at your girls house.. or if youre single just say you were chillin with some of your chums. most of the time if the cop hasnt seen you doing anything wrong and you dont smell like weed/beer/alcohol your not doing anything wrong :S

    just dont be an idiot... and dont act all suspicious n shit you know.

    ah well it all comes with common sense :p

    ps.
    common sense isnt so common
     
  12. Blarg

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    I got stopped a few nights ago just 4 blocks from my place at 5am, excuse: Me and my friend here are basically nocturnal, we were walking home from a late night at our other friends house, he asked for ID and I said I didnt have mine, but he ran the names through the office anyways and then tried to get us to admit to what we were doing. haha. pig.
     
  13. KASE2

    KASE2 Senior Member

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    i live in union city, im pretty sure that if ur under 17, curfew is 10. nd i gess they can go thru ur backpack,. if nething i say walk around wit ur paint "IN" ur pants not pockets, kuz they can pat u down but cant pull nething outta ur pant or strip search u if ur a mnior (lyk myself)
     
  14. sayonelast...

    sayonelast... Senior Member

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    cops cant do ne thing! even if they see u have paint with you..they cant od ne thing cuz its legal to have paint wiht you...
    but if they did actually ask.. idk.. say ur going home..the simplest thing is always better.. they wont ask ne mroe questions if u keep it siomple
     
  15. |SIN||HTC|

    |SIN||HTC| Member

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    If you have curfew, and your underage, just say you were staying the night at a friends house, and you were loud, so their parents kicked you out and wouldn't give you a ride. And if they ask for your number to call your house, just say either of your parents has to go to work early in the morning, so they would be pissed getting woken up for something stupid like that.

    Or maybe say you have mild insomnia, so you take a walk every night to get tired enough to fall asleep (I really doubt that would work, but worth a try I guess...)

    Or use the staying at friends house excuse, except instead of getting kicked out your parents called cause your dog got out, and they wanted you to help look for it. And make sure you thought of what kind of dog you "have" first, cause cops can spot when your making shit up on the spot.

    And this might work, act all nerdy and say you were stayin at a friends house, and he kept begging you to go toilet papering, but you were trying to tell him that's wrong. And your friend went out anyway, so you followed and kept trying to convince him not to, but he wouldn't listen so you started walking home.

    Fuck curfews, I know they have them cause they think kids would go out and cause trouble without them (Which is probably true.) but there has been so many times when i'm up and just feel like taking a walk when it's actually cold out for once.
     
  16. toke_wdc

    toke_wdc Elite Member

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    smoke a joint then you can fly away....
     
  17. CIFILONE

    CIFILONE Senior Member

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    i tell em nothing...im over 18 so i can walk around naked at 4 in the morning if i want....fuck cops. ive been stopped SO many times and almost every time had a streak or marker or summin on me. i just tell em its nothing, and its my marker for whatever i want....they usully just take it, and then let me go...ive goten a few tickets for drunk in public/open container....stupid bullshit, unless the pig actully see's you in the act, they reallt cant do shhhiiiittt...
     
  18. Atom1er

    Atom1er Senior Member

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    you shouldnt worry unless your area has a curfew
    and if it does
    theres no excuse to give to a cop then
    hes taking you back home to mommy and daddy or to jail for the night
    but if theres no curfew
    there shouldnt be a problem
    unless your like 2

    just stay sharp and watch out for the cops mind tricks
     
  19. 0lick

    0lick Banned

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    tell the cops the guy went that way

    im gonna try that lol

    "office thiers a guy with a gun a few blocks down!! he shot at me and thats why u saw me here!"

    "why did he shoot at you"

    ".....ima a necropheliac?"
     
  20. Atom1er

    Atom1er Senior Member

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    "what are you doing here son?"
    "tahnk god your here officer some guy just shot and shouted kill whitey!!! fuck jews!!! black power so i ran over here to here to try to get help!!"
    "DEAR GOD! NOT WHITEY! DISPATCH 049er in progress we are gonna need swat over.. thank you son"
    "hehehe stupid ass holes..."

    that actually would be funny as hell
    and prolly work
    but youd have to book ass after they leave
    cuz if they dont find a guy with a gun
    they are gonna be comin after you