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The UK Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by scarface, Nov 21, 2004.

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  1. 00-made-00

    00-made-00 Elite Member

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    haha tht car one was quite good

    how long does it take a paki to have a shit?
    9 months
    im no raciest but tht made me laugh ahah
     
  2. nero122

    nero122 Elite Member

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    actually that made me luagh
    what do you get when you cross a black man with the pope holyshit (i aint rasicts mate told me)
     
  3. rise_&_fight

    rise_&_fight Senior Member

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    it is a shame that nowadays people feel the need to state that they are not racist after a joke. ten years ago you could make a racist joke, but people wouldnt instantly jump to conclusions......how times change...for the worse.
     
  4. Welsh_Graffer

    Welsh_Graffer Senior Member

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    Haro/Quidr from liverpool died today after getting a brick over his head getting mugged for his bike.....

    RIP man.

    Shit's harsh.
     
  5. 2KoS

    2KoS Senior Member

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    i wanna watch this is england, but alluc and tv-links dont have it anymore for some reason :s And torrents are longgggggg.... anyone wanna help.
     
  6. nero122

    nero122 Elite Member

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    he a good writer n r.i.p
     
  7. beltonuk

    beltonuk Banned

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    how do you stop a paki from drowning? take your foot off his head

    what do you do if you see a paki drowning? throw in his wife and kids

    what do you do if you see your TV floatin in the night? say drop it *****r
     
  8. vegimite on toast

    vegimite on toast Elite Member

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    i got the dvd torrent
     
  9. C H E N Z O

    C H E N Z O Elite Member

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    is tht the one aboot mad bigotted skinhead bastards ?!? or another hing ... presumably jist aboot engerland ?

    what do ye call a lesbian indian ?!?

    Minge-eata
     
  10. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    ahh i love that joke, didnt go down to well with the asians at my skool

    wats 3 things u cant give a black man?
    a swollen lip, a black eye and a job.

    how dose a paddy screw in a light bulb?
    he puts it in the soket and drinks till the room spins
     
  11. rise_&_fight

    rise_&_fight Senior Member

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    sketch that second one is classic.
     
  12. Caikerrr one niinee..

    Caikerrr one niinee.. Senior Member

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    why d'you put a baby in a blender feet first?...

    so you can cum in its screaming face...



    your all cunts...
     
  13. some guy from NCI...

    some guy from NCI... Elite Member

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    ok fuck yeahhhh...

    Just saw some kids bombin the tracks (clapham junction)...

    Got me all hyped up... Just rememberd the rush you get...

    I'm gonna start sketchin again.
     
  14. TESTER

    TESTER Senior Member

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    whats the general fealing about terrorist attacks in england... just wondering....
     
  15. some guy from NCI...

    some guy from NCI... Elite Member

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    lol they FLOPPED.... drunk drivers cause more chaos than they did.
     
  16. jape-the-nape

    jape-the-nape Elite Member

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    i got 43% on the chav test


    lolol
     
  17. toxus

    toxus Elite Member

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    Hold Tight Jake The Nape
     
  18. vegimite on toast

    vegimite on toast Elite Member

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    i love the uk, well...maybe not wales
    once a guy told me he was born in wales
    i was six and said "YOU WERENT BORN IN A WHALE"
     
  19. toxus

    toxus Elite Member

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    Yeah, I asked a simaler question

    How do you get two wales in a car?
     
  20. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    its a long and boring journy, thats all i remember, but no matter how bad the trip was it was infenetly more fun than wales itself