well recently I was doing an abortion and I fucked up hardcore, the result was you.

 

my papi dont know i do graff, and i was fucking around with ink recipes,(because all of mine sucked at the time) and i finally made a decently staining blue. i put it in a tide to go pen with a nib i took out of a dollar store marker, and i opened it in my room. some ink had dried inside the cap, so when i pulled out the cap, it pulled out the flow valve, which splattered the only good recipe i ever made in that house all over my computer and the fucking carpet! i got most of it out, but i got grilled for it!

 

i live in an apartment so any ink drop on the floor is like aaaahhhhh call the fuckin fire department hell just dial 911 its an emergency holy fucking christ ahhhh and i run around like a little bitch with my arms up and tell the nieghbor im gonna die.

 

lol, my worst was puttin spraypaint in a mop, when i shook it it pressurised and shot off the valve, cap and everything and splattered the wall, table and floor in paint..i got it off with some oil wd40 stuff tho, and told my mom i messed up my art project haha

 

isoprople cleans alot of shit up too

 

brakefluid too lol

 

Drawing ink + vinegear(too strong vinegear) + shake it (like a polaroid picture) = EXPLOSION!!!
That`s what happened to me 10minutes ago

 

i dunno if this counts but i was hittin the hookah in my room out the window with a few friends of mine.

one of them, who is rather retarded, puts a sock over his hand to try to move the embered coal, drops it on my thick carpet, the coal EXPLODES. and catches a shit load of my carpet on fire. my other friend, who was baked, jumped on the floor and rolled over the whole thing a bunch of times. burned his back a bit. and now theres a bitchin amount of little black burn marks in my carpet.

and then grog exploded!

and i spilled markers!

and tested paint on my carpet!

brutality i tell ya.

 

this one isnt ink related either but its worth the tell!! we were taking swigs in my room and my friend spilled the whole bottle of bacardi on my carpet when he knocked it over...my room smelled like alchy for like 2 weeks untill i had to fucking rinse out my carpet without using a capet cleaner...

 

nice thread idea... I was borowing my bro's best shirt for a party... party was lame and i got home early .... so why not make put some of my ink into a new marker? so as im putting it in I here the loudest thunder of my life... i jump it spills all over his shirt.... so i had to buy him a new one -.-

 

ok aside from getting stuck in a underground rivulet tunnel that flooded knee deep either end cause we didnt know it was raining,i was wearing my new clothes i got for my birthday(i was wearing them 1 day early) i had a can of red spray in my bag and the lid must of fallen off,when we all got out covered in dirty water i realised the whole back of my new hoody jeans and kicks were drenched in red spray,not to mention all my girls clothes in my bag,i had a 30 minute walk home looking like that.

 

I had a marker that had dry ink in the cap so when I opened it it pulled out the insides, it spilt all over my hand and in to a cut I had. Haha I remember freakin the fuck out cause it burned and I was hopeing none of the chemicals got into my blood haha Im a dumbass

 

one time i was bombing and it was cold as hell and there was snow on the ground, so i did a decent size throw, and when i went to put the can back in my bag i realized that the can had exploded and there was bright green paint all over my hands. it was so cold my hands were numb, but i cudnt just walk around with a can in my hand so i stuffed it in my backpack and it totally fucked up the inside... thats spanish montana for ya

 

the first time i ever used rusto chrome i didnt realize how drippy it was and shit and i only had one fat cap on me and i started to do the fill ( this was mid winter ) and i didnt notice a few minutes later my hand had likea frozen feelin and i look down my whole hand was chrome and my bag tht i left by my feet and the sleve of my jacket i was likea silver smurf.lmfao.

 

this one time i was hitting some truck yard with my cousin and i got caught on a fence...so i was trying to wiggle my self free so i dropped a can of rusto red and it was pierced by a rock....so it sprayed all over my hoodie and pants and i had red spots all over my face....worst bombing night of my life....then i went into the nearest mcdonalds to get some food and to check myself and people were staring at me and shit then i realized i ripped my pants up to my boxers....the end

 

my worst spill was after a week of not busting a nut

 

i was on a bus near the back, i was writin on the seat in front of me when the shit just went everywhere..mad drips..like a fuckin river then fell to the floor in a puddle..started smellin like ink so i had to get off with my hands in my pockets..sucked

 

not like you own the bus or anything.

 

When i threw my kiwi mop at my pet penguins for eating last orea in the living room.