say that you were out getting bacon

 

Tell them you were out to the bakery, and you'd be glad for them to come with you. Works every time

 

Sarcastically tell them "I'm outside doing the graffiti with spray paint cans and spray paint markers...[pause as if waiting for a laugh] I'm on my way home from my friend's house"

 

u just say, i work at a resturant and i have to close on sundays and mondays, so i get off work at like 1 so im walkin home cause i just got off the bus.

 

jus say "i was walking home from my frenz house nd i saw this kid doing graffiti over there nd i took he paint from him...*point nd w8 till he turns* then cut

 

you could say" We were just going to walmart..."
it worked for me and my friend.

 

Its a free world???


worked acouple times, but cops dont like wise asses

 

"I'm on the look out for runaway children ,
they'll Do anything for some cash "

 

Just tell them you are going home from your girlfriend or friend or whatsoever...
Or act all panically if they can please please please drive you home cause you`ve got chased by some dudes and so you missed the bus and now you had to walk home

 

i live in vancouver and the cops are extremely gay i was waiting for a ride at 3 in the morning wasnt even doing anything illegal and they fuckin put there sirens on and all that shit and question me and all this bullshit and made me empty my pockets... crooked fucks.

anyway my point is some random ass excuse doesnt always work u shoud have a good excuse ready cause u never no wat bitch ass cop will stop u

 

and always have an aliby that either someone will know about or you dont need someone for kuz a girlfreinds house they call up the parents they be like oh i thought he was sleeping here then busted

 

i new hur and i dont now how to post sum of my artwork up?...any1?..._O..!

 

ummm i am going to the store to buy a pack of smokes or coming back home from a friends house

 

somewhat off topic but me and my friend had been up on this roof and we had 20 cans of paint 10 in each bag someone called the cops idk how anyone saw us.. we were full ninja and like 20 cops came so we were out and like 20 chasing us down stairs and shit yet 10 more outside can u believe they shrew me doan and started hitting me with the nightsticks they thought "the paint was pepper spray'' im 14 my friends 13 we didnt evan spray yet.... they took us in and i spent so long in the police station and since i was with somewhat it was gang related the paint was all racked but still it blows i now have to cleen it so its not that bad ill just paint it over black again
(my old tag was there) i said it wasnt mine... they said to bad and then i told them they can check because i will lick it to show its not new... fucking cunts

 

what the fuck did you just say?

was that a question??

talk about ADH-fuckin-D

 

Just use a route that doesn't involve going in high traffic areas where police usually patrol. When I go bombin' or taggin' I walk on the sidewalk by parks and soccer fields.

After painting I usually dump the paint, I might come by to get it later so if a cop actually searches you, they don't find anything.

If a cop talks to you, don't be a fucking idiot. Be polite, call them Sir ect. ect. I know it may sound kiss-assy but if you're polite and don't seem suspicious, they wont do anything to you.

 

This on works wonders,...
If youre in a suburban neighourhood etc pull some shit like, my mate on *** street just got a miniramp and i was just up there helping him paint it (explains he paint and the skateboard), in the city, its best to just run, drop bag and jacket or sweatshirt (changing your appearance) once you have been running for a bit, also, get that paint spatter off your fingertips, instant giveaway. then once you have cooled off a bit go back and get your bag or whatever

 

"im looking for drugs dealers."

 

I just cant get enough crack........