last week when i got arrested everything was yes sir/yes officer i was being a kiss ass idc once ur cuffed and in the car just try to be a kiss ass... its always the best thing to do
broke up with my girlfriend and need air, just got in a big fight with my parents, taking a walk, coming back from friends house, RUN, if you see them coming throw back pack if you can, my cat/dog just got out again,got TP/egged and had to chase the kids,got lost walking home. unless you under arrest or being detanted the cops dont have the right to hold you right? you could just walk away saying i have to be some were sorry??? JW
Tell them its 2AM and your minding your own fucking business so why don't they do the same? If your under 18 and your out past curfew ask him for a ride home so this way you get home before mommy gets back from work.
jsut say ur going home from a friends house.. keep it simple so u dont fuck up ur story infront of them... keep it realistic! haha
you only need to give excuses in countries with a police state, in countries without fascist governments you can go out at any time and you'll never be a suspect to the cops. just tell the cops, good night sir i'm walking home (fuck the police)
i dont kno if ne of the other east londoners have noticed but there are alot more of them fuckin community police around theyr fuckin anoyin i got stopd three times in the same night. i was out on a night bomb and i had like 7 cans on me. all they do is ask u what ur doin out at that time and take ur details lol. nekel1 akia NeOne
in nw especialy my ends theres been a MASSIVE in crease in both comunity an real police, shits rediculess every road looks like a hostige situation with so many feds about
all cops are dicks in my town (hoboken) ill tell a storie once i was a on roof and we were going tdown the latter into the building and herd "get back here mother fuckers" and we ran and then we got beat with nihstickls when exiting the building by cops waiting there once i got hit i went tdown and volentaraly (sp?) put my hands behind my back to avoid the beating. he said stop resisting and kept hitting me..... it goes to show they are dicks, they never said they were police nighsticks hurt but i still say "id rather get hit with a nightstick then get hit with a knights dick" lol im so against gays
to tell you the thruth cooperation goes a long way wit the baco, i was once in a small suburb outside where im at at like 11:30 with a 22 in my pocket, so dude rolls up asks me what im doin i just tell him im waitin for my friends to show up to run some ball, he told me to flip open my front pockets and dips.. Thank god i put the shit in my back pocket.. :: saays a prayer ::
if you have paint in your hand, run. if you have a bag with paint i'de say your friend kicked you out of your house and your going to another one's to pass out and you have clothes and toiletries and shit in the bag. if you just have a marker or some shit just say the above excuse or that your new puppy just ran away. above all, people especially cops know when a person is lying based on how they lay out their info or excuse. someone who has nothing to fear (or knows what their doing) won't repeat the same phrase after every question, they have a general idea of what "they are doing" to fall back on. If you act calm and cooperate with a good explanation, as if nothing is wrong, someone won't think anything is wrong. Its the little kids who spit out frantic excuses that get rolled, or just bitch cops hahah hell in my city most cops are looking for drunks and gang members, white skin usually gets me in the clear
if your young enough, like 12 or 13, like start freaking out about getting in a huge fight with your parents and you were walking to a friends house, and then like break down crying or something, thatd probably work