that wasnt remotely funny. go hang yourself scumfuck

 

its been almost a year, but for some reason im getting all the paint the cops seized last december from me.

i had the worlds fattest grin on my face the entire time i was down at the station.

 

i would have have hit the police station with those very cans,

well actually i wouldnt but it still would have been funny

 

I Like Anal, Like To Give It!!!

 

ive teabagged my friends mom, she was drunk i wasnt hahahahaha

 

i like to bend toys over and make their anal bleed

 

ha if that shit bout teabaggin your friends mom is true e five n if she was hot double e five

 

Fact: i once fell from a train while it was moving because i had 2 finis my E. all in all the concussion was worth it!

 

FACT:i have a small penis

 

Fact: im brown, and im proud of it

 

ill give a few
white
fat
medium class
like asses more than tits
never jerked off without porn
i steel every single day!

 

fact:im only 14 and my couzin let me ghost ride his whip down the street

 

fact: i have a fucking dope offroad unicycle and ride it around my house.
the unicycle itself actually looks pretty cool. but no-one can make riding it look cool...

 

fact:i pick my teeth with an x-acto knife
ill be putting a new one each day

 

well aren't you just mr. hardcore.

 

lol no it just feels real good you should try it like up against ur gums and shit and its a new day so new fact,
i almost killed my self 7 times all by axident. all very close

 

ive been collecting my nail clippings for almost 2 years now

 

lol send me a pic or post it hahahaha

 

Me too! Hahahaha I'm not even joking. Its sweet but I hate riding it, it makes me look like a twat. So does walking though.