i love you ............................................................................................. not
that was really pathetic !!!!!!!!!!!!
thats the one i usually get ^

 

-HA! i cam first!
-Oups, forget the condom
-i actualy have aids
-that was a banana

 

remember when i came?

 

i like your sister

 

you look like shit

 

next to the closet!

HEY! YOUR MOMMAS HERE!

 

turkey ham and cheese

 

your dad was better

 

where tha weed at

 

lets watch some boondocks
bitch!.. i am MCLOVIN
is it in yet?
i gave myself pinkeye!
hey! you're conscious now!

 

3.5 out of 10
uhm, adequate i gess
i kno, im good
heres a towel bitch
now do the dishes
get the fuck out
*ring ring* hold on, its ur mom
hey, now whos next?
undo the hand cuffs
hey whered you go?
well im done now
just masturbate, itll cum
fuck, wuts that smell
shhhhhh mi moms home

 

oh shit jacobs coming.
whos at the door.
dont slam the door
clean my caps bitch.
wheres my money hoe.
should i pay you.
should you pay me.
thank god thats over.
you took my stapler.
your vagina ate me.
scotty does mountain climbers.
so does brian king.

 

can i fuck you?
Make me a Sandwich.

 

lmao thats great

 

your titties are fake
still bang you anyway

 

*yawn* what did i miss?

 

my anus is bleeding

 

so is my penis

 

can we fuck now.