u have no idea how many single 20 somthing females say that to me,
my sisters under the impression that she conceived her two cats

 

apparently im bollocks...

 

im talkin wit a preety hot chick that has a bf but seems interested we shall c where dat goes

 

i got Lou to fail out on Expert on Guitar Hero 3, but by then i was already blinking red and was unable to finish the song.

 

I gave SARS his name

 

It's true.

 

this one time, i hit puberty

 

I can beat you at Guitar Hero.

 

i eat xylitol

 

i put etch on my breakfast serialz YO

 

I fail at foreign language class, I failed my french test and went from like an A to a C-. Im screwed.
Ive been drinking energy drinks almost every day.
I sleep through most of my classes then draw when i wake up.

 

my throat hurts cuz i eat mold

 

guitar queer-o, lol, funny episode of south park

my throat hurts too but its not cuz i eat mold, lol, its just been too damn cold out lately

 

I have nothing better to do at school so I'm looking through all the threads on bombing science.

 

My cat waits for me on the porch whenever I come home late.

 

she cant take off that tape. until he says so.

 

id have a conversation anytime with ur pussycat....

 

i know how to do the soulja boy dance

 

i do that same thing, yea!