By registering with us, you'll be able to discuss, share and private message with other members of our community.
Spunk.
Cror's worst spill wasn't ink at all, it was a mixture of feacal matter and semen - From his botty. Due to the (huge) number of penises his...
I recently discovered that Cror has a problem with toy soldiers falling out of his botty.
Yes you knows it. Rogue is a faggot in a flannel shirt and tache.
Not as crazy as you, Task, passed out drunk face down in a gay bar, letting anyone and everyone who wants to fuck your shitchute. Then waking...
Despotic Master Overlord Baron
Le bumsex
Only 2 things I won't write on 1- a bus/train timetable so people can't see when the fucker is due - wankers trick. 2-a countryside location -...
Windowlene
I carry an 18" dildo in my right handand my dick in my left hand and if anyone starts I just go 'which one do yer want?'.
Barnacles
Penis rash
Injecting heroin - fucks you up bad.
Fuck you callin a pedo, dickhead, I'll fuckin come round to yours and bum yer. Dry.
If you could be cloned would you have sex with yourself? I dunno if it would constitute homosexuality, narcicsism, extreme masturbation or maybe...
Dumbo. Fuck a porcupine using etch-cream as lube or have a big stick rammed up your arse, be dipped in a barrel of dogshit and be known everafter...
I tell the coppers I'm out looking for deviant sex - 9 times out of ten the cop will want to join in and we're naked and covered in marmite in two...
Love someone faraway Have sex with a goat 3 times a week for the rest of your life without anyone ever finding out or suck a guys dick (and...
Who or what is meekus, kidder?
Fuck 'em both - no shame in my game Drink a pint of sweat wrung out of Rosie O'd's underwear on a sweltering day or eat a taco filled with...
Separate names with a comma.