Haha. Gotta love the Midwest. In some town near me they just discovered a meth lab in a retirement home a few weeks ago. Kinda fucked up, but picturing a bunch of old people running around speed the fuck out is kinda a funny image. Here is the link to prove it's real. http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/article/20090329/GRANDLEDGE01/903290314/1002/NEWS01
nah fuck a 3some with the bitch hosting the party ...shes a doooog. i just fucked someone in her bed and came on her pillows for lols
haha that reminds me of last weekend when my friends mom called my touch screen phone and it randomly answears it so i didnt know so were talking about the pipe we found last weekend and salvia and weed n shit and i called his mom a whore i was just playin and hes like she prolly is cause she sells dildos and whips n shit on ebay. so i look at my phone to see if i have any txts so it turns out she heard every thing so i hand it to my amigo and hes like hi mom shes wicked pised so he hung up so funny and awkard when i saw her the nxt day lulz what a good weekend
i got hit on by some old guy about a week ago.it was pretty gay.he tried to grab my ass too...fucking pervs.the guy was like 60 omg it was horrible.
^i hope you're a female... the first time i tripped on acid i was 16. me and my homie heard about a club around the way that minors could easily get into. we go there to find out we can't get in, so we decide to just act like shitheads and roam the streets all night. so we end up at a gas station in sistrunk (all you south florida heads know where i'm talkin' bout) and we're standing there next to a bum. we figure we're trippin face so we might as well talk to the guy, no hurt. one thing leads to another and this 50 somethin year old bum is talkin about how he got locked up for "not touching little kids" and me being a jitterbug i'm lookin' at my boy like "are you shittin me?" i told the bum we were on acid and he starts talkin' about how he can get 5 dollar hits, maybe trying to rob us or pull a slick creep ass move on us. i'm about to hand him 5 bucks, just to tease him, and i slap his hand and i say to him like a dog "NO! NO! BAD!". me and my boy are crackin' up, with the non stop acid laughter... the awkward part is having to stand next to him waiting for one of my friends to pick me up for the next half hour.
so i know a chick whos last name is romero and thats what we call her.. but anyway accidentaly walked in on my roomate after he just hopped out of the shower and he had the towel over his face but nothing else. i almost threw up i had to drink half a bottle of southern comfort to get that image out of my head