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Diss The Person Above You-Freestyle Battle Cypher

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by trowel, Mar 4, 2008.

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  1. KidReny!

    KidReny! Senior Member

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    Hopped up in my car (swag!) then I drop my roof
    Wet like wonton soup. That's just how I do (swag!)
    Then I park my car, then I fuck your bitch
    Eat that wonton soup, wet like wonton soup
    Eat the cake like Annie Mae
    Young Based God and I been doin my thing
    Take my shirt off and the girls go insane
    4 diamond rings, 2 big-ass chains
    Eat that wonton soup I got the cash like chang chang chang
    Bitches suck my dick because I cum like 36 ways
    AK-47 leave that bitch with no fucking aim
    Call my main bitch and she stay giving me brain
    Put that bitch to shame, violate that brain
    Young Based God dope my bitch like I'm cocaine
    Bitches snort my ring, that crackpipe like my chain
    Found a dope man, I ride that bitch like Ace of Spades
    Ho don't play that game!
    I'm rapping not for the fame
    I almost went to jail for like 500 days!
    Bitch don't give no fuck, that's why I fuck her in the face
    Fuck you suckers' heads then I ask her what's her name
    Based God
     
  2. Madballs

    Madballs Member

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    Yo, KidReny,
    Your shit's wack, like a crackhead's sack
    Your shit reeks like their weeks o' clothes
    Your shit itches like krabs dwelling between their flabs
    Your shit's so winey, like your cock so tiny,
    Don't be hurtin' cuz your gal be flirtin'
    Blirtin' "fuck me," when you out earnin'
    Slirpin', jurpin', slapin', burpin'
    By the time you back, she'd be all wack
    By the time you back, she'd be with a black
    By the time you back, she'd be all slack
    So ya got nothin', so start bluffin'
    An' I got somethin', so i start capin'
    All your shit, all your bitches,
    All your throws, all your tags,
    Cuz you's a nobody, no one knows you,
    So go home, get strong, hit puberty, KidReny's out!
    So long, obliterated like one-two-three.
    So wrong, you'd be a bum-for-free!

    No offense, just for fun as always, peace!
     
  3. KidReny!

    KidReny! Senior Member

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    I'm a fuck yo' bitch *****, I'm a fuck yo' ho *****
    Trumps in my back like I'm sippin on a fo' *****
    Finna hit the roof, with yo' bitch started suckin'
    I'm gold grill shinin', fuck her sister and her cousin
    No I ain't no bitch and no I ain't no snitch
    I'm fuckin on that bitch and then I make her strip
    I'm twerkin on that bitch, I'm workin on that bitch
    She suckin on my dick, cause I'm a pretty bitch
    Act like a bop, like a bitch, like a jay
    Waterfront on the map, watch me swim like a boat
    Cause I'm wet like a pool, like a pond, like a pussy
    Like a bitch, like my name, like my car, like my ring
    Like my dick fuck a bitch in the face like a boss
    Like a dad, like I'm rad, like I'm brad, like I'm chad
    Like she naked, if she flexin bitch I'm rich
    Give me head like a ho, like a pro, like I know you a ho
    If she good I don't care bitch you finna suck this dick
    Man I used to be a goon now I'm a pretty bitch
     
  4. Madballs

    Madballs Member

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    KidRe-Ny,
    With toilet paper, set to jerk-with-ease.
    In reality, all that's a fan-ta-sy,
    Something he'd want-to-see.
    But it's something he would-never-see!
    Something he'd wanna-be?
    It's cuz he's wannabe.
    He would beg-to-be?
    Just like he'd be a bum-for-free!
    One-two-three, someone give this bum-for-free
    A mic-for-free, cuz apparently he wants-to-be,
    a Rap-MC, when in reality, nothing's-for-free,
    you got no skill, neither do you got some balls,
    So let-me-see, as I usually stomp you back-to-ground,
    Your come-back from me, known as Mr. One-Two-Three
    the only motherfucka kickin' your balls-back-in.
    So come-at-me, here, now, and whenever you please
    I'll sock it back to you any day like 1-2-3.
     
  5. HëRbN

    HëRbN Elite Member

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    Yo step back, clear the room. prepare your surroundings for the impending doom.
    When i get done, look like an attack from a whole platoon judging by the wounds.
    Fuck toys yall are just cartoons, these rappers are a joke homie leave the room.
    And take your gangster wanna be shit elsewhere homie try the moon.
    No helmet, brain damage to the severist of degrees, but itll be the same result when you fuck with these, grimey emcees, blowin trees.
    Only one way to see it, a catastrify, so duck your head when you hear blastin from me. cause a burst a light will be what you have last to see.
    Like a disease homie you dont wanna brash with me, dont cop the rash from me. Your better off battling with some one a lil more trashy,
    i keep it at to high a level man im too classy. And im the substitute so class is with me. N you bound to fail if you try and pass me. but fuck gang signs and sets, Tits are the only flash for me. Dont get mad man i know i make it look easy, but its hard to slip when you so steezy. Like i said smooth like Oil yall just greasy
     
  6. Madballs

    Madballs Member

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    Herbn's pretty fly, cruisin' pretty high, he's nonpareil!
    But the fall guy is paradoxical, something one would hear at a mental-hospital.
    He's intellect and wit is of a fly on a pie, hereby, "suck that apple-pie bone-dry!"
    Cookin' up a freestyle then, "bzzzz," it cries, alas its lyrics die, we sigh.
    It's always being denied but I'm still being benign.

    Herbn's an insect, like a dejected reject.
    Its mind's like a 'cul-de-sac', loopin', and droolin',
    Mentally-wounded and bound, drowned at its burial ground,
    Stupid and rooted, surely destroyed and deflected, ejected and neglected.

    Inflicted and infected, dissected piece by piece by Koruptoner, the only oner,
    Extinguished, like learn to distinguish, an insect from the respected and the perfected.
    Livin' in the slum, with your mum, all numb, you're nothing more than a crumb.
    Ma's lactation is your only salvation, inflation of the cock at the milky-sensation.
    It's a joke that you awoke from your winter-hibernation, do you feel my vibration?
     
  7. parasiticruffian

    parasiticruffian Senior Member

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    You see lyrically i stayed true kidreny a hated dude went to school and barley made it through
    wouldnt say it if it wasn't true if you had swag you wouldn't have to say it you'll never make it cool
    Seems like the only words you know ****** bitch and hoe then you say somethin about dicks and claim your dope
    you claimd your dope and snitched your folks got your pops locked while mom sits home and smokes
    You must love gettin tossed like a ragdoll you been steadily served by me herb and madballs
    You got dissed by Riss, skeletor and the cannabis evangelist even hasemler knows you bs' wackest member
     
  8. KidReny!

    KidReny! Senior Member

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    KidReny sweepin up MC's like janitor
    Plottin my plans and my face lookin sinister
    Lyrics so complex got you *****s drawin twitches
    I drop hot flows like overweight bitches
    Noise got the goods that keep the pussy comin back
    Wrote the damn book to teach you busters how to act
    I'll break you bitches down if you come try and front
    To juvenile to understand the difference from cig to a blunt
    I got the lyrics to go hard and deliver it
    But you suckahs so scared that you dont even speak of it
    Now I could go all day like the energizer bunny
    You like a clown with a mic and to me you lookin funny
    Epitome of the industry
    Flows so blissfully
    Kid no matter what you'll just never rap as hot as me
    Threw my ID in the radio *****'s know my name
    Nintendo Wii as ladder I'm on top of the game
    Go hard like GutsMan, Rip like Wolverine
    You couldnt spit clean even if you took shots of chlorine
     
  9. parasiticruffian

    parasiticruffian Senior Member

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qx2Bv6J8ss&feature=player_embedded#at=121

    If I took shots of chlorine i'd be layn on the flooring
    you take shots from us and look forward to them every morning
    you spit stupid boring even if your mom was the manager you couldn't get hired as a janitor
    motherfucker you too stupid to read fat or not we all piss about 98 degrees why'd they let you graduate with D's?
    all mad you hatin me cuz i break you down blatantly basically you don't know the first thing about complexity
    it's definitely not in the context i read everything penned by Reny need editing actually it need ta be deleted
    never repeated your mom mistreated by her only seed Reny weeded all his pennies depleted allowance exceeded
    take a seat kid!
     
  10. Madballs

    Madballs Member

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    Parasiticruffian, 'kaboofian', you're the sickest of shit son!
    Thick-skulled-lexical-lyricals, make ya one delirious mon.
    All mi gotta doo's, lay it out smooth throughout this booth,
    with euphonic-genius material, masterly brewed for the minds to soothe,
    OR for some to brood.

    So down to business, with this choppy chewey circus,
    here to dismiss this witless toothless, homeless.
    So witness this benign disembowelment of this vicious brute-ness, I call freshness,
    By the quickness of my wittiness, I'll render you senselessly wordless into the boundless timeless.

    You've gone mindless, drooling, running down the streets, tongueless.
    I'll swiftly mutilate your existence skinless making you defenseless.
    I'm fearless, so get in your basket, or better yet, in your ever yet, inviting rotting tomb!
    You're Ma's mistake inseminated by a zoo, creeping out her gushy pestilent-womb,
    It's you, half-man, half-fucked, Parasiticruffian! So, let's get real, you can't even drive an automobile!
    I ate you up in a brilliant instant, so fare thee well, Parasiticruffian, the goofy infant, what you got on me?
     
  11. parasiticruffian

    parasiticruffian Senior Member

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    first of all lets get one thing straight all you bring to the plates an ugly face
    you an old toy is what i'm tryn ta say not even a child would dare give you a play
    you uh cock takin caucasion canadian try ta type ina dialect like your jamacian with frustration
    climbin on walls scared of the sub-station probably not your picture that avi portrayn

    unsure what you were sayn but kaboofian? thats the sound it'll make when i kick you through the roof again
    BC aint got hooligans your soft and over due on friends and callin people out certainly wont get you any
    it also doesn't help that your canadas version of kid reny to get one up on him you'd only need a penny and i wont lend u any

    So u went brilliant for an instant and witless with a quickness (lmao) u need to pick a gimmick and stick with it dipshit
    You aint worth my multies, beat you with my simple rhymes and no beat so question is honestly, what you got on me?....
     
  12. Madballs

    Madballs Member

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    Woah, let's get your teeth fucked straight, you'd never make it to a single date, cuz
    No one understands your slurry speech, so feel free to translate so we all can relate.
    You're overweight to late, like wait, stop increasingly inflating your body-weight,
    don't make me restate, the state of your figure eight, I don't mean so much as to humiliate.
    Fats and that's, Parasiticruffian, feasting on little youngin's diapers, like "Oh shit!",
    Corn, shit, more shit, some more corn, then shit, a daily routine for this numb-shit,
    Who shits two shits per one shit, I can't give more than two shits about this fat shit
    And i just destroyed him with 'shit.' So eat shit, talk shit, take shit, take like, two mad shits,
    Cuz i really can't care, so see you another day, I'll leave you to take, two. Big. Fat. Shits.
     
  13. parasiticruffian

    parasiticruffian Senior Member

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    sooo you got shit on me is your answer to my question i take it...
     
  14. serk757

    serk757 Senior Member

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    fuck bombing science
     
  15. Madballs

    Madballs Member

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    Naw bro, I'm just freestyling.
     
  16. Madballs

    Madballs Member

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    Serk757's a hardcore gangster, but what an eyesore wankster.
     
  17. ribcage

    ribcage Banned

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    madballs? more like mad falls... ***** is over here rhyming like hes mad tall.
    but he aint, its just his ego, ***** really just a little baby back bitch like shego.
    thats right its a kim possible reference, he got mad balls in his mouth he cant even finish his next sentence
    But its all good, hes gonna take his time, show up here in an hour with another faggot rhyme
    Madballs and kidreny, they be steady gettin raped, we should all just look away cause they about to date
    on some fag shit, they be gettin down, wheres the BS police when you need em, we got fags runnin round
     
  18. Madballs

    Madballs Member

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    Ribcage's full o' rages, like his facing dark ages, below minimum wages,
    Workin' the ranch, stable buck, broke life and back, so let's adapt, stop bawlin'
    Haulin' hop, gettin' bits and pieces caught in machines, you're just the workforce,
    We, the Riches are your biggest consumers, we're the bloomers, the dark polluters,
    Who doom your life gloomer, so don't be given me hassle, if you can't even facile,
    Call it my ego, or my will to pummel you down, and don't like gimme no frown, you clown
    'cuz I'm not mad, you're just kinda sad, for having it bad, cuz I didn't even understand,
    Like who the fucks Kim Possible? Impossible, it turned out to be an itty bitty kiddie show,
    Is it possible, this kid's an imbecile who sits in woe, typing his lines with wacky flow?
    So I can't be wasted, to this who sprays hatred, so let's just face it, you're just too basic,
    A kid who lives on cartoons is no match for Madballs, giving you fat mauls till you black-out, crawl!
    Come back when you're a tad taller to pitch me the ball, I'll make sure your sprawl's nothing short of a great fall.
     
  19. ribcage

    ribcage Banned

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    yeah, mhmm, I live on cartoons your right, but we'll see who wins when it comes down to a fight.
    L-o-l, its gonna be me Mr. Ribcage, Ima be kickin you in the head all day cause I have no problems hittin a gay
    when im done im gonna go rest in some hay in the bay...

    ...because O, yeah, mhmm I live on a ranch too, but I be gettin more bitches and money then you.
    But god damn, I forgot, you aint interested in bitches you interested in cock.
    Madballs is just mad cause hes broke, he wants to go find kid reny cause he needs to choke.

    You want me to pitch cause your a catcher, but im not one of the fag type dudes that your after.
     
  20. Shit Outta Luck

    Shit Outta Luck Senior Member

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    You seem a little mad ribcage? Leave it to MBs bad flow to enslave you in your anger, deep down below the world of grandeur. I'll put you both in your place, destroy your reputations and leave you in disgrace. I don't need to cuss in my rhymes, or call you gay, and yet I can still eat you up for lunch just like an entré. Forreal I can tell you about the life of mine, a life leaning and leaning towards real crime, I know I won't end up bad because I can escape the brine of deceit and anger. I don't need to follow a world of corrupt politicians and controlling sensations. I just need to look at people like you and thats enough compensation. I could tell you more about my predicament, or I could leave you to fight over the internet.