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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Cherubic Meekus, Nov 7, 2004.

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  1. Cherubic Meekus

    Cherubic Meekus Elite Member

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    Storys of drunken happenstance or audacious advance.
    Share with us your adventures while intoxicated with tramp juice.
     
  2. Cherubic Meekus

    Cherubic Meekus Elite Member

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    I sucked a guys dick why under the influence of alchohol......

    Only kidding my fleeceable audience.
    We used to train surf and go out mugging after drinking almost 3 litres of White Lightning
     
  3. le shotgun?

    le shotgun? Senior Member

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    I've ended up in different cities having no idea why. I'll leave it at that.
     
  4. atxbomber666

    atxbomber666 Elite Member

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    ive just gotten hurt trying to skateboard when im drunk.and ive only gotten drunk maybe 3 times and they all sucked,getting drunk is over-rated.
     
  5. male model

    male model Senior Member

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    I hate you.
     
  6. Car2nist

    Car2nist Banned

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    getting drunk is the best... getting drunk+high = better than the best lol

    i've woken up in different places at different times, then walking for no reason to another unknown place until i got back to my place...

    meekus, you're a faggot, you know you sucked the guys dick, silly faggot, dicks are for chicks.
     
  7. ares

    ares Elite Member

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    Correction, getting drunk when your only 12 is over-rated.


    On the thread tip, a tree gave my buddy a black eye last night.
     
  8. Skore_One

    Skore_One Elite Member

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    these kids were callin me a wigger so i threw a 3 litre cup of rootbeer into their moms car when she was in the store
     
  9. sika_2002

    sika_2002 Elite Member

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    i fell asleep in my friends garden pool,
     
  10. PANIC!FUP_MORE...

    PANIC!FUP_MORE... Elite Member

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    silly homophobic, homophobics are dumbass stupid fucking republican bush supporting assholes :)
     
  11. Cherubic Meekus

    Cherubic Meekus Elite Member

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    you right wing fascist
    p.s Drunkeness is bliss
     
  12. Thief

    Thief Senior Member

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    Homophobics suck. My girlfriend is half ghey. ^.^
     
  13. mad

    mad Elite Member

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    o man, shotguned a 40 and smoked about a quarter throughout the day then i got hit in the back of the head with a rock, passed out on the sidewalk and woke up with a bitch cop over my head and paramedics opening my eyes

    o man, im glad i smoked all my dope before i passed out
     
  14. Car2nist

    Car2nist Banned

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    i like smoking all my dope :\
     
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  16. glue

    glue Elite Member

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    drugs are bad!
     
  17. The Most Sadistic

    The Most Sadistic Elite Member

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    (_)_)IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

    ive only been drunk once and i fell asleep


    i didnt liek it so i dont drink anymore
     
  18. Skore_One

    Skore_One Elite Member

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    and one time a tagged someones car and smashed there windows
     
  19. Nikon

    Nikon Senior Member

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    one time i threw a piece of spark plug through the back of a lexus truck....but i wasn't drunk
     
  20. Mute1

    Mute1 Elite Member

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    Yooo do that dude hwo said he passed out ...HOW THE FUCK DO U SHOTGUN A 40...glass drill or something lol...........