my mom was an alcoholic every sence shes was 16 and she drank till she lost her memory at age 45. thats a fuckin alcoholic. so dont sit there and tell me that bullshit, motherfucker. :lol: good day
ahah.... my aunts an alcoholic.. .well was... now she ends up i nthe hospital after a beer or two... spent 2 yrs in detox... she cant drink nemore or she passes out haha
my name is ol dirty basterd, and ima alcaholic....*gag* haha, yeah me to nigaaa, whoooooowhhaaaoooooooooo.... ^tru gangsters know that song...
Does anyone ever black out while drunkand do stupid shit? One time I was drinking with a group of friends, there was 5 of us drinking and 36 Coronas and two pints of E&J with like 4 dimes of dro, and somewhere after knocking over the Christmas tree, falling to the floor and hitting my head I blacked out. Now this is from what I was told: Some time after that I went to the bathroom after going on and on about fire and asking for a lighter. Knowing this my cousin was trying to keep track of how long I was in there, but after 3 minutes water was seen running from under the door. They opened the locked door to find me, legs hanging out of the bathtub, throwing up with the sink cabinet broken from the floor moved a foot to the right. After turning on the water, spraying me, I began getting belligerant and some how got onto the subject of how I at the time loved Tina then proceeded to yell the news through out the house (mind you the times 1 Am Sunday morning at my cousins house). At about 2 the bitches left and I started yelling to my cousin that we should go walking around looking for bitches when his mom woke up and scared the shit out of me and I supposedly looked as if I were about to cry but my aunt likes to over exaggerate. Anyway thats one of my intoxicated tales.
obviously your going to put us in our place now... so go on little one... you tell us what a little alchoholic is.
well my homie got really drunk and high and was like fuck ya'll im goin home! and tried walkin back to florida from chicago..... lol
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i was so drunk once i let this girl pee all over my chest then ate here out.. not sooo proud of that moment..
i kan honestly say ive never been drunk on nething exsept mabey power lol i drink for the flavor not the effekt. but w/e i get high alot though newayz, i was hangin wit some of my friends over on the E/S onse and were were all just drinkin and smokin and i swear to god we ate Every last thang in that house that was edible. then we went, stole a van and went joy ridin. and when we ditkhed it and went bakk to his house, his mom was w8in for us and said we had to pay her so she wouldnt tell our parents (shes a bitkh) idk what happened kause i fell asleep early, but my homeboy kartoon woke up in the kloset, not in the bottom either, but up in the top kurled up on a shelf
hahah thats dope. ive woken up in so many places.... ex. curled up next to my friends german shepard...hahah. :lol:
my friend told me a story that these 2 kids got so drunk they started making out and one gave the other one a hand duke or something
this is a fresh one from tonight, after skoo i went over to my friends smoked a couple bleezies, went to my gurls house drank a bottle of dry din, after this i was already perkin drank a 40 of some 211, then my gurl was walkin me home and we stopd on this corner and she tried start fuckin on this fuckn corner, so i took her to this park and i ended up beeatn those on this fucken wet table top. hahahaha now im just rollin up another blunt to my dome and still perkin! Ha
^eww id spit it all out over the crowd of people, like a heavy metal band would (except with blood :lol: )
damn you people dont know how to drink you should never mix drinks or else you end up vomiting and shit which is not so cool. stick with one drink and youll have a good time B)
Mixing alcohol only happens to other people. Go straight (even if you aren't), you don't wanna have to wash your puke off your buddies sofa. I'll pepper this lame post with an anecdote. Me and a friend were walking away from the depanneur with 4 king cans, when we met up with these other dudes who were arguing with what appeared to be a typical, lonely suburbian maniac who fucked up his life. Dude's like ''this is my neighborhood. You guys wanna drink beer, you gotta ask me first. And if by tomorrow that grafitti isn't gone, i'm gonna find you.'' Were like who the fuck is this dude anyway? We start walking away. Fucker starts following, talking about how we gotta check in if we wanna drink our lives away. After like 15 minutes my friends like 'I'm gonna turn around and smash this motherfucker''. ''Just wait, he'll leave.'' Well he did leave, but he came back like ten minutes later and had this beat up cellphone, saying how he was gonna call the cops if we didn't check in. ''Go ahead, muffin. We'll be right here.'' So he starts dialing really slowly and goes for about 20 digits then my friend says ''Get the fuck out of here or we'll beat your ass.'' He drops his cell, walks up to us real Eastwood style and says ''You gotta know the law, if you gon' break it.'' He pushes my friend once then recieved two punches simultaneously to the right and left sides of his head. We layed him down in a corner and wrote a message on his shirt. ''Need food, sex and the occasional ass-whipping. Does not bite.'' The guy was mumbling so we poured the rest of a can on his head then left. Good times.
ive just been consuming pimms by the gulp-ful.... lat night I tried to circumcise my self but was restrained.I also flame throwed my mate tom jenkins with deodrants and a lighter.... It all went horribly wrong. He has no eyebrows and a broken collar bone.
i dont know if they got a different kinda white lightning where youre from...but 3 liters of moonshine and your ass would be dead. done. end of story. i used to go mug guatemalans downtown when they stumble outta bars on saterday nights durring the summer. thats pay-day in the landscaping community. always cash and always in their shoes. they are so short its kinda like robbing kidds.