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Drunken Stories

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Cherubic Meekus, Nov 7, 2004.

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  1. Backalley Abortion Doctor

    Backalley Abortion Doctor Elite Member

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  2. RetroLikeWhoa13

    RetroLikeWhoa13 Elite Member

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    is that because your vains run alcohol already and there is no way to feel drunk...because there is maximum alcohol already.

    the only reason you live is because you happen to be a god...
     
  3. Backalley Abortion Doctor

    Backalley Abortion Doctor Elite Member

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    I dunno, I just never get drunk. All my friends are taking beers and get like WOooOOOO I am sooo buzzed. And i drink rum and don't feel shit. So i don't drink unless it's good tastin'.
     
  4. RetroLikeWhoa13

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    word.
    nearly the opposite.
    i sip whisky and get buzzed by the time it hits my stomach.
    i dont drink unless its good though.
     
  5. anekilishous

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    i drink anything alcoholic

    two weeks ago i got the drunkest ive ever been
    fall off a wall onto my head
    sat in a comfy looking thorn bush
    its really wasnt comfy
    and i couldnt get back out
    and punched a stranger cuz a yellow car went past
    i also had an argument with this girl and lost a pen
    but it was worth it
     
  6. BosoeHNT

    BosoeHNT Senior Member

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    One time, my boy had got this 80% shit from austria for this party...

    long story shirt, i drank alot, challenged a stranger to a bboy battle, broke my big toe, woke up in the morning with dried blood drenched in my sock. not remembering, until my mate showed me the video...
     
  7. maybemasai

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    friday took a zanax or a xanax ( i dont know how to spell that shit but w.e fuk u) and i snorted another and after numerous blunts came home to my dad at 3 am when i spose to be home at 12 luckily he believed i was just drunk and he found out today that i write i dont remeber fuckin anything from that night i hope i didnt fuckin destroy anyones life or eat any babies.
     
  8. JETPACK!!

    JETPACK!! Banned

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    word, you gotta make sure you dont eat anyones babies while your drunk. stay away from abortion clinics.

    this one time me an my boy dusted off a 40 of crown in an hour, takin it slow. an he thought it would be cool to have a head-wall-smashing competition. i went along with it. now my bedroom has like 5 head-sized holes in the drywall.

    this other time, back when i was in school. i dusted off a half a 40 in 3 seconds. tip, chug, dust off a couple beatties. it was like -20 out, so it just warmed me up. got inside the school, the heat just hit me like fwoosh. had to film this "live news" bullshit for my comm-tech class. an we had these headsets. turned mine on, but the volume was off. so i was spinnin the camera around laughing an shit. my teacher knew i was juiced, he didnt care, he laughed at me.
     
  9. BIGel

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    crazy drunken story from back in october, didnt directly involve me but it was the craziest shit ive ever been through. i was at a party in reno and some dudes got into a fight on the dance floor, alot of words got said and we were all watching. they left so everybody went back to dancing. half an hour later the guy came back with two of his brothers and opened fire into the front of the house and killed three people, two outside and one inside dancing. fucking awful. dont believe me, that dude esk that used to mod on here knew one of the guys that got killed.
     
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  10. Atx.Lone.Star.Writer

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    I got so wasted one night i got hit by a taxi cab on my right side of my body, still got in the cab like nothing, and i got my ass jumped all within an hour. i drank a bottle of bacardi lemon, drank budweiser,corona,XX,heineken,budlight, smoked some blunts and got coked out. dident feel shit till 2 days later
     
  11. its all good till the cops come

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  12. RetroLikeWhoa13

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    i dont think you and i could party together Lone Star.
     
  13. MontanaPainter

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    didnt 3 simoans do that?
     
  14. Just Another

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    That is just messed up... RIP Esk...
     
  15. BIGel

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    yup, same party, real fucked up shit..no esk didnt get killed, he just lived with one of those dudes.
     
  16. Just Another

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    Oh shit... Misread... Well still RIP Esk's friend...
     
  17. ENGULF

    ENGULF Senior Member

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    it happend for my 16 B-Day my cousins had a party for me and we had 4 bottles of patron(silver & coffee) a bottle of hennesey 5 bottles of cazadores 3 bottles of coralejo or some shit and 5 30 packs of bud-light and we started drinkin at like 12:00 P.M
    and i got soooooo drunk i threw up on my new clothes fought with my cuz an....................I FUCKIN SHIT MY PANTS I WAS SOOOO FUCKIN DRUNK! I FELT LIKE SHIT THE NEXT DAY
     
  18. MAST

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    i've done the whole shitting the pants dance before too. right after i drove my friend home while he puked all over himself. before i ever had any legal driving papers or anything. fun times.
     
  19. BroadstreetBully

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    One time i was drinkin over my friends house and i was fuckin smashed then the next thing i know im like four blocks away from my house then i blacked out again and came to like 15 miles away i have bruises all over my forearms and blood on my knuckels i got arrested that night the next day the cop who arrested me gave my a ride back to my neighborhoodi still dont know what the fuck happened

    Then one night while i was already drunk i deicided to see if i could drink a whole half gallon of calico jack to the head i drank about 2 3rds of it before i blacked out cant believe i didnt die thats kinda why i dont drink so much anymore just mickeys and whiskey from time to time
     
  20. ENGULF

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    yeh getting drunk is fun but id rather smoke some weed