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Fail of your day.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Bazer, Dec 3, 2009.

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  1. Backalley Abortion Doctor

    Backalley Abortion Doctor Elite Member

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    I live with my fiance`, whose ex boyfriend lives in the basement, who brought his new bitch over here. How do you tell your new girl "Hey we're gonna' go hang out at my ex's house, where I live?"

    Not particularly MY fail, but, still.
     
  2. realtalk

    realtalk Senior Member

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    how does a girl tell her new bf that her ex lives in the basement
     
  3. -Empty-Can-

    -Empty-Can- Elite Member

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    Same here. I never answer any number not in my contacts.
     
  4. La Coka Nostra

    La Coka Nostra Elite Member

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    word. sounds like a fail on your part, rots.
     
  5. Baron

    Baron Moderator

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    Walked into my dorm at 5 this morning. My roommate was passed out, some one was out on the futon and someone else was ko'd in my bed. I was so pissed that I just left and walked another 20 minutes in the rain to my friends dorm and passed out on the floor. No my back hurts.
     
  6. Bazer

    Bazer Moderator

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    i slept on the floor for three months when i got kick out bro. one night aint that bad.
    youshouldve cuddled into bed with the guy to see if he'll get off. lol
     
  7. umop 3pisdn

    umop 3pisdn Senior Member

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    whatever floats your boat man...
    i always answer phone calls i don't know if they call twice.


    FOTD: had my iPod on shuffle, and 4 songs in a row were just bands intros that were samples and horror noises. basically 3 minutes of just not music.
     
  8. OOPS!

    OOPS! Senior Member

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    I talked to my girlfriend on the phone while watching porn on the comp.. I muted it so she couldnt hear. =D

    FAIL.
     
  9. -Empty-Can-

    -Empty-Can- Elite Member

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    You muted it instead of pausing it. Now thats a true man.
     
  10. OOPS!

    OOPS! Senior Member

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    Yeah I can't decide if it's a fail or a win...
     
  11. CrustOner

    CrustOner Elite Member

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  12. OOPS!

    OOPS! Senior Member

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    Yeah word. Either way it's a dick move.
     
  13. Siner

    Siner Senior Member

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    One of my friends said "The first time I did it, I had never done it before."
     
  14. CrustOner

    CrustOner Elite Member

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    I spent all day in my house today, drawing, and on the internet. I've eaten two meals today, because I was so lazy.

    Epic fail.
     
  15. umop 3pisdn

    umop 3pisdn Senior Member

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    my two meals

    woke up and had my breakfast salad

    then had a frozen pizza.

    real gangstas eat frozen food.
     
  16. inpho_211

    inpho_211 Senior Member

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  17. meteor

    meteor Member

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    I dropped some ice cream on the floor.
     
  18. inpho_211

    inpho_211 Senior Member

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    Some1 give this nigguh a e-napkin..
     
  19. iselldope

    iselldope Senior Member

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    i got 56% out of 100 on my rapport
     
  20. inpho_211

    inpho_211 Senior Member

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    theres a school dance..and im probably the only dumass that didn't go..