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First Time You Had Sex

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by clockworkfuse, Aug 16, 2006.

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  1. Sentile

    Sentile Senior Member

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    Neza, you are probuable the horniest guy in your neighborhood, i have to beat it every day or 2, or im sitting in class trying to concentrate on Geo, and not some girls tits. Im sorry but man you are like the christian guy in clerks 2, ummm shittt can't remeber his name, anyways man if u get arrested for rape we all warned you. :p
     
  2. slick dick willy

    slick dick willy Senior Member

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    while I was out bombing, some chick invited me
    to her pad, we skipped the chit-chat while watching a porn flick
    for a minute. no joke. afterwards I went with my night.
     
  3. >SM!7K<

    >SM!7K< Elite Member

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    Reinacting porno flixs with your girl is always good times...
     
  4. Fluffy Bunnies

    Fluffy Bunnies Elite Member

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    OK Ok ok

    On one fine sunday afternoon, my causins friend came (You can guess what happened...




















    Well it didn't)
    anyways I was sitting in my room and then for some odd reason I decided to sleep underneath my couch coushins in my room. Then my causins friend came down and she's all like WTF o_O and I look and oh ... I am thinking that's fine piece of ass... then I said I was sleepin' and left it at that. I fixed the coushins and I sat down jammin' out to some vinyl and she came back and sat down on the opposite end of my couch and she said I wanna ask you something. I am all like what is it? she said "wanna go out?" I said ok and she sat right next to me and started asking me all these kinds of questions then she sat on me cowgirl style and started kissing me for like 5 min and she slowly started undressing and moved to my bed she was half naked then MY causin came down and ruined the moment... talk about shit outa luck!
    I am still a virgin
     
  5. Kayone707

    Kayone707 Moderator

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    blue balls- 1
    fluffy bunnys- 0
     
  6. TOOK one

    TOOK one Member

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    i was in the back of a car in 6th grade. we both got naked and i started "humping" like i had seen in movies.. i had no idea what the fuck was gunna happen intill old one eye slipped right in
     
  7. bannedforlife

    bannedforlife Senior Member

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    dude, i just heard that story from a chick... i think it was HER

    and then i fucked her...


    tough break buddy.
     
  8. DC_Crane

    DC_Crane Senior Member

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    dude, i just heard that story from a chick... i think it was HER

    and then i fucked her...


    tough break buddy. [/b][/quote]
    :lol:
     
  9. explosivo_420

    explosivo_420 Elite Member

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    yeah and then she fucked you
     
  10. KoOl-AiD

    KoOl-AiD Senior Member

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    my first time was amazing we had marvin gaye on the stereo playin Lets get it on
    and then it pretty much went like this

    i went into a reverse cowgirl into a triple sow cow off a table into two halves snowballed ear job tebagged rifin the bolony pony doin a rusty trombone into a chili dog off the high beams into a piledriver and ended it off with a dirty pirate
    ;)
     
  11. DC_Crane

    DC_Crane Senior Member

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    haha I've always wondered why people cut...

    Now I can seriously relate, I punch walls whenever I'm angry, didn't realise it was for the same reason. [/b][/quote]
    ok...i know this is from a while back...BUT...

    I would cut my chest...or cut my face...or cut my leg...anywhere...because I like how it feels...but thinking about cutting my wrists makes me shiver
     
  12. Msfyt

    Msfyt Elite Member

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    what does any of this have to do with sex?!?!
     
  13. DC_Crane

    DC_Crane Senior Member

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    ****, you better get you some

    "nah man, i dont eat that mon, thats nasty mon"
    **** you better get you some, this shit taste like jerk chicken You better get you some

    i love eatin pussy, im a freak, i eat pussy til i burp. haha, i could make girls squirt just by how good i am.


    to all those who never ate pussy, YOU BETTER GET YOU SOME THAT SHIT IS GOOD

    just make sure she takes care of her shit. [/b][/quote]
    same here, mr. ren & stimpy tattoo guy B)
     
  14. DC_Crane

    DC_Crane Senior Member

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    masochism
     
  15. Msfyt

    Msfyt Elite Member

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    lol...yeah right i reall dont think waster could handle a spanking!!!


    and to mr ill never do it again (eating pussy) good luck finding a girlfriend!!! have you tasted yuor cum, we girls do things we dont like either
     
  16. Kayone707

    Kayone707 Moderator

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    some girls like to get stabbed while getting they guts pounded
     
  17. Msfyt

    Msfyt Elite Member

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    see now thats understandable
    but self mutilation?! hmm just not the same!!
     
  18. ASEN

    ASEN Banned

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    you've got to be kidding me?

    i remember you being against the fact that my girlfriend slept over at my place

    but stab wounds are a-okay
     
  19. Msfyt

    Msfyt Elite Member

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    youre a minor
    and it wasnt "your" place, its your mothers house...big difference
    and you should respect youre moms house
    otherwise move out then you can stab and have sex with your girl too
    if you want big boy responsiblities you should have big boy bills too

    anyways wheres you sence of humor youre just mad cause i dont agree with you
     
  20. sika_2002

    sika_2002 Elite Member

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