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First Time You Had Sex

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by clockworkfuse, Aug 16, 2006.

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  1. PanDEMIC

    PanDEMIC Senior Member

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    hahahahahahahahahahahaa
     
  2. Asshat

    Asshat Elite Member

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  3. Red3

    Red3 Senior Member

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    :eek:



    :lol:
     
  4. Hask420

    Hask420 Senior Member

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    pretty straight foward we were at a party we were crunk as hell and we fucked i hardly rember it but sex is sex
     
  5. Hask420

    Hask420 Senior Member

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    :eek:



    :lol: [/b][/quote]
    omfg lmaooo pooter
     
  6. explosivo_420

    explosivo_420 Elite Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    dayyymee TIMEs like fourth thousand pounds did you have fun with that one
     
  7. vegimite on toast

    vegimite on toast Elite Member

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    ya bull shit you were 9 you probably didn't even know what it was then

    oh ya remenber
    that time you walked in you parents bed room when you had a bad dream
    and mommy and daddy were wresling and herting each other
    and you were like daddy what are you doing tomommy?


    hahaha fucking kids trying to act hard

    they don't know shit [/b][/quote]
    aoassis is thug, ni99a
     
  8. wiggahata

    wiggahata Senior Member

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    DA FIRZT TIME WUZ WIT MY DOG. BUT AFTER DAT MY UNCLE HOOK'D ME UP.


    DA BEZT NYTE OF MY LYFE.
     
  9. speak_to_spawn

    speak_to_spawn Member

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    eyouh, the crepiest thing and wierd and not cool at all i have ever read, diry thing you are :blink:
     
  10. sens1

    sens1 Senior Member

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    first time for me was with a girl i really liked at the time. i was like... 15. i thought she liked me to. but i found out two months later she cheated on me. so fuck that skank. four years later. still have no heart.
    bitch. :ph34r:
     
  11. kasoho

    kasoho Member

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    Grossest. Thread. Ever.
     
  12. Tagger101

    Tagger101 Senior Member

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    my first time my dick was to big
    no joke

    she was to tight and i was mega big


    it sucked uberly
     
  13. FaultO

    FaultO Elite Member

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    i never thought someone with the name Tagger101 would even get sex.....
     
  14. Asshat

    Asshat Elite Member

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    LOFL!
     
  15. Kayone707

    Kayone707 Moderator

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    you have no idea...
    thats the only line in the book thats guaranteed to work 99.9%
    "whas up baby.. Tagger 101 in the hizzouse"
    *points to crotch... humps air
     
  16. kasoho

    kasoho Member

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    its called jail, you get sex. you just dont enjoy it
     
  17. Ume

    Ume Moderator

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    you have no idea...
    thats the only line in the book thats guaranteed to work 99.9%
    "whas up baby.. Tagger 101 in the hizzouse"
    *points to crotch... humps air [/b][/quote]
    this shit had me laughing for a good 10 minutes! :lol:
     
  18. EsKoNeR!!

    EsKoNeR!! Elite Member

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    was tryin to see what you were talkin about but the first thing that loaded was kays sig. that had me chuckling for a few. would be better without the lol, but still fucking classic
     
  19. toke

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    i wuz 12 and it was with this dutch kid in the front seat of a car during a blizzard. and i couldnt understand one word he said. and my best friend was passed out in the back seat.
     
  20. Kayone707

    Kayone707 Moderator

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    cheahh!
    __

    i guess its my turn since i havent said it..

    my first time was like a comedy sketch..
    she was on top and we were kissing, my hands started to wander. i took off her shirt then took off her bra. she got off me and took off her pants and her panties.
    she went back ontop of me and we started to get warmed up. when i went to stick it in i couldnt find the hole
    "Ouch.. thats the wrong hole"
    it took me a good 15 seconds poking her butt and all around trying to get it in.
    and when it finally went in my mind and dick got a lil too happy... less then 2 minutes later kayone busted one..
    i acted like noting happened and was like
    "what time is it? I think your dad's gonna to come home"
    got her off and i got dressed

    :lol:
    True story.