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First Time You Had Sex

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by clockworkfuse, Aug 16, 2006.

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  1. simple zen

    simple zen Elite Member

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    "Ok lets see i was about 9, she was 10. ( I like older chicks) We were both piss ass drunk. So we decided to have sex like rabbits, it was great she sucked me for about 3 hours then we got on to havin sex for a countinous 3 days."

    seldomly do i laugh at internet text, but this shit had me crackin' the FUCK up.
     
  2. Scheme*119

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  3. simple zen

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  4. Nine9

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    I was 17, the night before Valentines day, smoking weed and shit in this girls room, with my friend, his gf, and this girl who was the gf's friend.

    Anyway, got all loved up quietly, slept top n tail in the bed with her while my mate and his girl were on the floor. Started like stroking her feet and shit til she did back, both kinda like 'Yeah, somethings gonna happen'. After afew mins I went up to her side of the bed, starting kissing and shit, one thing led to another and it wason.

    Lasted like a few minutes at most, she wasn't a virgin and was surprised when I told her I was afterwards.

    Turns out my mate and his girl were awake too, they told me in the morning and it was like a big thing, me losing my virginity. Althougfh the girl was kinda ugly and alotof friends kinda took the piss.

    ALso, the following morning, another friend of mine woke us all up shouting outside the window. He had a rose for the girl I fucked, saying Happy Valentines and shit lol. Was pretty awkward.

    But yeah, I loved my first time actually, good memories.
     
  5. Proper

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    I'm the only one being real in here, yo. I was 18 and it wasn't free (cheap but wasn't free). She was kind of fat.
     
  6. nero112

    nero112 Elite Member

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    dude did she have blonde hair and a mole on her neck?
     
  7. Proper

    Proper Elite Member

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    I don't know, guy. I was crying the whole time.
     
  8. nero112

    nero112 Elite Member

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    haha well did you notice anything else about her?
     
  9. Proper

    Proper Elite Member

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    She had short hair and she didn't want me to see her from the front :confused:
     
  10. nero112

    nero112 Elite Member

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    dude that was silent chaos' mom she hates her face man :eek:

    im lyeing.. it was my mom:( poppa?
     
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  11. Proper

    Proper Elite Member

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    Your mom? She wasn't very good.
     
  12. nero112

    nero112 Elite Member

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  13. Proper

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    Yeah, i'm full :(

    I just stuffed myself with white rice, grilled chicken, and sukini.
     
  14. nero112

    nero112 Elite Member

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    rice is the shiit
     
  15. Proper

    Proper Elite Member

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    White rice ROX! Put some Kikkoman's Soy Sauce on that bitch.
     
  16. nero112

    nero112 Elite Member

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    soy suace and brown rice is the best nighu
     
  17. Proper

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    Lolol at G-fat.

    I've never had brown rice. Am I missing out?
     
  18. nero112

    nero112 Elite Member

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  19. HëRbN

    HëRbN Elite Member

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    black rice is the best... youll never go back. hah
     
  20. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    you bitches need to stopeating rice and get some poooon