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Good Excuses To Give To Cops Why Your Out At 2am

Discussion in 'Tools and tips' started by onek, Feb 27, 2006.

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  1. King Skeem

    King Skeem Member

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    im 13 will be fourteen

    and i have had cops come up to me at 2-3 in da morning. i just say i was watching movies at my friends house and im headed home

    some cops where i live arnt that anal, they wont even stop to look at me
  2. -=AgA=-TrAnCe

    -=AgA=-TrAnCe Elite Member

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    'arnt that anal'

    do they rape you?
    be honest.
  3. cds_dogg665544

    cds_dogg665544 Senior Member

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    Its morning dumb fuck time to get up and start my day
  4. Sadistic.Child

    Sadistic.Child Elite Member

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    were you ready to shit yourself cause you thought you were gunna busted?:p
  5. Klaz

    Klaz Elite Member

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    "i was out painting prove it"
  6. hammer_time

    hammer_time Banned

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    how about run when you see them pigs?
  7. Hobbes

    Hobbes Senior Member

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    What about

    "Why are YOU out at 2am? Huh, up to any trouble buddy? I think I'm gonna have to put you under arrest, please turn around and put your arms behind your back while I take my shoe lace off and tie you up"

    But seriously, what do you think would happen if you started questioning the cop? When I want to avoid certain questions, a technique I often use is asking the questions and diluting the original subject so they don't remember what they were doing or asking, I did this to my mom the other day on shrooms and it was mad funny 'cause I just wanted to get away since I didn't know how to help her anyway.

    I'd probably say some shit like "Uhh, is there a curfew out or something officer? I didn't realize it was a problem to be out when its dark"

    But seriously, even if I did have an excuse, I'd rather not tell him anything, I think its extremely rude to arbitrarily ask someones business, cop or not, so if they ask me why I'm out late, I'd rather just ask them 3 questions for every 1 question they ask me and see how they like it. Not to be rude, but to find out why the fuck they are talking to me when I didn't engage them in conversation.
  8. simple zen

    simple zen Elite Member

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    i would never do that shit, unless i was caught with a can in my hand. that's a sure way to get pulled if you're walking down the street minding your business.
  9. CHUB

    CHUB Senior Member

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    Haha, Hobbes, I agree, sometimes Id like to show a cop whats what, but due to the circumstances, Id rather skip a stay in jail just to teach the cop some manners :p
  10. merp13

    merp13 Member

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    me and a mate got caught about 3am once... as the cop pulled upwe chucked the bag of paint in a bush and they didnt notice. but they took our names and evan what we was wearing.
    and we said to them we was just coming back from a party.

    anyway they let us go and took us home. about 5 mins after they went i ran back down to get my bag lmao.
  11. Flitch

    Flitch Member

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    since my house is on the way home from the theater i jus tell em i just got done watchin a movie that got out late, they usually alright wit dat. but most of them in the first place dun care if your out that late
  12. sheltr

    sheltr Senior Member

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    hahahahahahaha amen to that one
    i'd like to use that on them sometime
  13. alexhate

    alexhate Senior Member

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    " Im not a minor and have no curfew, i do not consent to any searches so if your not detaining me id like to be on my way,"
  14. hammer_time

    hammer_time Banned

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    "and if you do wish to detain me, i need to know on what grounds, and probable cause, if you do not wish to place me under arrest, at this time, id like to go"
  15. Hobbes

    Hobbes Senior Member

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    Yeah I was just about to come in and say something like this but you beat me too it.

    Although I wouldn't put it quite like that, rather "Am I under arrest? No, well I guess I'll be on my way then, good night sir." and if he tried to detain me, I'd let him know about "Habeas Corpus"

    Good watch:

    Why is that relevant? Well because if you give him a phony excuse as to why you're out that late then thats lying to a cop, and instead of trying to pull off a lie when your not a proffesional liar (their trained to detect lies) then you can just avoid it by not talking to them.

    The only things you should ever say to a cop
    "Am I under arrest (or otherwise detained?)"
    "I do not consent to searches"
    "I need my lawyer"
    "Do I need to claim a writ of habeas corpus?"
    and most importantly
  16. h0td0g

    h0td0g New Member

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    i think there is,you cant be out past 12 or 1 if ur under 18 or something. but one time i was actually walking down the street, and a cop just drove by, clearly saw a kid that looks like hes 13, wearing a hoodie and at 3 in the morning, and they didnt do anything.
  17. h0td0g

    h0td0g New Member

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    if you say " so if your not detaining me id like to be on my way" then it might give them the idea of arresting you if they never thought about it at first.
  18. Subconcious

    Subconcious Senior Member

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    NO shit guys... I got put into county jail for SEVEN DAYS for being out after curfew. Mug shot and striped suit and everything, I'm not kidding one bit. My town is seriously fucked.
  19. twotimesfive

    twotimesfive Senior Member

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    My house reaks of smoke and booze so I wanted to go for a walk for some fresh air.

    Always worked for me anyway
  20. simple zen

    simple zen Elite Member

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    you left out the part where you have a probation curfew because you sold crack to a 4 year old.

    if you're a minor, it definitely was not county you went to.