''im just going out to tim hortons to get a donut
...see we;re not that different''

 

if u can speak another language, pretend u don't speak english. For all ya vatos out there, be like: "eres pinche maricon mamar mi pito, cabron"

 

yah i'm sure thats the smartest thing to do.
they'll probably arrest your ass on sight if u act like that
think

 

anybody kno bout the curfew laws in texas or san antonio?

 

lol i tried that shit before..didnt work.the cop was all like 'why dont you show me where your friend lives' haha.


all i do when (if im in a residential area) i see there head lights i just go into someones yard/fence and go out the back into the alley or something.it works most of the time.the cops just think im going in my house or whatever..

 

10:30 on school days 12 on fridays and saturdays...any one under 17 i think.google it.

 

i once got stopped at like 4am during an all night session i just said im going home from a party, once i also said im going for an early morning swim and that strangely worked too, they just roll off the tip of your tounge

 

not necesarily, it worked for me once, i just started talkin Spanish really fast to this white cop, & he was just like, all right you can go, but go learn some english...

 

most cops are trained to speak spanish

 

when your under 18 they take up your information and where you live and stuff. if your actually going out and writing then how could you get away with that you left your house because your stressed when, your all the way on the other side of town??

 

Yer an idiot, U've never done ne of this except fer mybe what tha other guy said about dancing away homoishly.

 

yea, they can talk some spanish, but if u start talkin cholo shit and goin really fast, they don't kno shit...and not out here in tha midwest where i'm at...

 

Just tell them that you got in a fight with your wiz and you had to get out of the house brcause she was driving you crazy. Or that your dog or cat ran away and your looking for it, even if you don't have one. Just play it cool and give a good description of the animal and you might be peace.

 

anyone?

 

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Probably the funniest thing in this thread.

 

either I use the old party routine or I speak quebecois french, works like a charm.

 

what are you doing out this late?

having a cigarette officer

 

you dont have to say anything really..tell them its none of their business and its not against the law to be out at 2am..if theres no curfew in your town of course...

 

if its a guy cop say ''my girl told me she was pregnant so i ran outtta thur''

if its a chick say'' my girls pregnant and sentt me out for..(really oscure food)