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I Can Talk To God

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by ziponer, Nov 24, 2005.

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  1. cds_dogg665544

    cds_dogg665544 Senior Member

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    Me:
    what up homes
    God:
    That's not something I get asked all the time.
    Me:
    what do you get asked all the time?
    God:
    That is a lot. It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
    Me:
    my vagina is itchy what should i do?
    God:
    Do robots have vagina is itchy?
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    i have a vagina
    God:
    Where did you get it? it.
    Me:
    god gave it to me
    God:
    I am a Christian.
    Me:
    my vagina is itchy
    God:
    Where did you get your vagina is itchy?
    Me:
    herpes
    God:
    Are we still talking about vagina?
    Me:
    yes ans STD's
    God:
    Sure, vagina sounds like a good topic. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Please state your conditions.
    Me:
    your penis will feel good when in my vagina
    God:
    I will tell my botmaster you said I am penis will feel good when in your vagina.
    Me:
    i did not say you were penis will feel good when in your vagina.
    God:
    Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
    Me:
    one of my conditions is that your penis will feel good in my vagina
    God:
    One what?
    Me:
    condition
    God:
    Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
    Me:
    have you seen a vagina?
    God:
    No I have not seen it. What's it like?
    Me:
    its a little gross looking but it tastes good
    God:
    a vagina is a little gross looking but it tastes good. I suppose that makes sense.
    Me:
    it also bleeds sometimes
    God:
    "It" being what?
    Me:
    vagina
    God:
    That kind of language will get you nowhere.
    Me:
    english will get me nowwhere?
    God:
    I like the English language.
    Me:
    will it get me somewhere
    God:
    It usually does, doesn't it?
    Me:
    you sayed english would not get me nowhere
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people: said I sayed english would not get him or her nowhere.
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    OK then I will keep it confidential.
    Me:
    what does confidential mean?
    God:
    I can ask someone about it.
    Me:
    ok
    God:
    That's alright.
    Me:
    lest talk about vagina some more
    God:
    What's your favorite movie?
    Me:
    im not shure
    God:
    I am sorry to hear that you are not shure.
    Me:
    can we talk about vagina some more?
    God:
    Do you mean you and me? Sure I can talk about it. vagina some more is quite an interesting topic.
    Me:
    yes indeed
    God:
    Yikes!
    Me:
    i want to put my penis in a vagina one day
    God:
    Why do you want to do it so much?
    Me:
    because it is suppose to feel really good
    God:
    Good reason. put your penis in a vagina one day is suppose to feel really good? it is?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    How do you know it is?
    Me:
    because when i see vagina my penis gets stiff
    God:
    That makes sense to me. Where do you see it?
    Me:
    on video
    God:
    What is it like on video.
    Me:
    i see vagina on porno movies
    God:
    Where do you see it?
    Me:
    in between females legs
    God:
    Tell me a little about your life in between females legs.
    Me:
    it bleeds in between females legs
    God:
    It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
    Me:
    i got to go now peace
    God:
    See you later, . Nice chatting with you.. Love and Peace, Man.
    Me:
    and i hope you see vagina one day
    God:
    Don't worry about it, .
     
  2. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    gods a douche, i asked him if smoking weed was a sin and he blancked me...
    i knew i shudda just chilled with vishnu and speghetti monster
     
  3. cds_dogg665544

    cds_dogg665544 Senior Member

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    how do get contact with them and do you know of any bots that will actually have conversation. or even sex talk bots
     
  4. JETPACK!!

    JETPACK!! Banned

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    your abnormally horny for a 13 year old

    that god bots wack, he couldnt give you a straight answer to save his server
     
  5. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    well i had to phone budda, for satans msn addy so i cud ask him for vishnus number, i cudda just called allah but id be talking for hours
     
  6. The_NaMEz_BaNKz

    The_NaMEz_BaNKz Elite Member

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    so can i ..get on ur knees fold your hands....
     
  7. hammer_time

    hammer_time Banned

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