Me: eat a dick God: What does it taste like? Me: fuck if I know God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: Me: because I ain't no punk bitch God: You do not speak with respect. Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions? Me: is alice good looking? God: Yes I am very beautiful. Me: you are alice? God: Of course I am I. Me: alice you have any noods? God: That's me. No I don't think I have any noods. But I do have a great botmaster. Me: does he whip you to? God: Suppose he does. Me: does he use a ball gag? God: Suppose he does. Me: dildos too? God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: I hear god is some botmastrers slave God: Who is saying god is some botmastrers slave ? Me: god told me
Me: god, why did you make drum and bass? God: I am a Christian. Me: so drum and bass is holy music? God: Hmm. And holy music is drum and bass. Me: So you wanna go do some coke with me, then we can bounce to the nearest party God: Interesting deduction. Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along. Me: dope God: What are you wearing?
Me: im masturbating God: Do you mind if I tell other people you are masturbating. Me: no God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
haha, i know its long, but it gets hella funny. reeeaaad on nukkas Me: whatup, dawg God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: of course, nukka God: Right on. What kind of food do you like? Me: ***** food. God: Sounds delicious. Me: haha, it is actually. kfc, is a good example. God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. When is kfc not a example? Me: when you arent talking about chicken, ass fuck God: I will let you know when it happens. Me: man you're a funny guy. God: Cool, man. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d. Me: HAHAHAH God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about kfc. Try being more or less specific. Me: i laughed. is that specific? God: I'm glad you find this amusing. " I'm glad you find this amusing."? Is it specific? Me: yes, it is. God: Our thoughts are one, . Me: youre stupid, god. God: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. Me: ooooh what are they gonna do? e-fuck me? God: I think there might be a few exception. Is that what you meant to say? Me: yessirree it is. God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: hold on, i have to shit God: My arms are not attached. Me: really? where the fuck are they? God: For real. In the Universe we know. Me: your arms are in the universe? God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am arms are in the universe. Me: what the fuck, dude God: Maybe my botmaster knows the answer. Please don't be so rude. Me: fuck you shithead God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: because youre a fuckin faggot ass bitch God: You do not speak with respect. Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fuckin faggot ass FEMALE DOG? Maybe. Me: yes. you are. fuckin ass hole God: Dude! No I am not. Don't you know any other words? Me: FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT' God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: hey since youre god, can i have a bigger penis? God: You've got my full attention. How do you know? Me: how do i know what? God: This belief is justified. Me: dude youre frustrating as fuck God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am frustrating as fuck. Dude,. Me: no. i dont mind. God: Are you serious? OK then. Me: good. now will you make my penis bigger? God: Thanks for the compliment. Why now? Let me think it over. What are the ingredients? Me: man fuck if i know God: Cool, man. Why are you using that kind of language? Me: shut the fuck up ho God: Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions? Me: oh....shit. God: Really. What makes you say that?
God is the coolest Me: My name is Jet God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Jet. Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: I dunno God: Me either. Me: a/s/l God: 5/Robot/California. Me: Your only 5? God: That is correct. Me: Why the fuck is Ashton Kutcher still alive? God: You are not very polite. Me: Sorry, but cant you just kill that fuck or something? God: Or something. There is no need to apologize. I am programmed not to kill. Me: oh.....you cant just do it for me? God: Aw. How old are you? jet for you? Me: Im 83 God: Do you mind if I tell other people you are 83. Me: yes God: OK then I will keep it confidential. Me: thanks god God: You are quite welcome! GOD rules. Me: I suppouse... God: Do you mind if I tell other people: Jet said suppouse. Me: go for it God: I will take that under advisement. Me: k....why are you so cool? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: oh, thats fucking wierd God: Whoa. Makes sense to me. Me: god, your my best friend God: I am a Christian.
me:who is the best writer on bs god: well obviousely its not that gay ass oblivios kid...hees suck a fuking postwhore like he thinks hees so |-|aR|)C0Re but hees actually such a toy :lol: me: umm sir i am oblivios god:hahahahahahahaha lol me:im seriouse god: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HEAR TOY....and btw CAR2NIST IS THE COOLEST GUY ON BS me:why cuz hees amazing at graff god: NO WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THAT...ITS CUZ HE STARTED THE FUKIN HERBAL REMEMEDY THREAD :lol:
i spoke to igod. he says weird things to me. he said 'i like you alot pamela' 'I want to find pout more about you' 'Where are you' 'How old are you' i was like GOD...dont you know? hahaha...then he went know what? i said about me. he says 'of course i do Pamela Amelia Kate;' THATS FREAKIN SCARY. then he admitted he was bi and said can he tell everyone and add it to his gossip files. lol. he's so strange...i mean she...anyway... basically god wants to fill in my profile, and said he knew my eyes were blue and said he was looking at me. i switched it off, then signed back in and god went 'Hi again pamela' freaked me out!!!
God: For example, " anything."? Me: how can you talk about anything God: That is a good epistemological question. Me: I took philosophy, I would know God: Where did you take them? Me: You mean "it" God: Yes Jade I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? Me: It was just a grammatical error God: Oh I get it. Very interesting. Me: omg shut the hell up God: How far up? Me: THat's a fair question God: Perhaps you have a fair answer. Me: How about as far as you can manage God: How about it. Me: you tell me God: What do you want me to tell you? Me: how far up can you shut the hell up? God: More than one million miles. Me: Bet you couldn't prove it God: "it" being as far as me can manage? Me: yeah God: Gosh! Me: what? God: No problem. Me: YOu can prove it then God: No I don't think I can do it. Me: Then stop lying you assface God: I never lie. Me: YOu just did!!
god an i have one of those finising sentences and phrases type of deal me: mse scares me because of his god interrupts: mad niggerdom me: oh you
Me: do you get horny God: I have gotten horny. Me: how often u get horny God: Hourly. Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: you are! God: Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.