this is awesome... great amusement Me: Was Good God! God: Is this a "yes or no" question? Me: your god you should know God: You think I am god me should know. Me: obviously. God: What makes it so obvious? Me: nothing God: Not a thing? Me: exactly... i dont like you God: You and I are on the same wavelength, . That's ok I won't take it personally. Me: why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or " That's ok I won't take it personally."? Why? Me: i didnt ask you that tho God: What did you ask? Me: oh god.. ASL God: Gee. GOD rules. 5/Robot/California. Me: NO HE DOESN'T im GOD i should know God: Are you serious? And you would like him to im GOD you should know ? Me: yea God: Far out. Me: your a hippie now? God: Right now? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes. Me: can we smoke up? and how is shit holy? God: Do you mean you and me? How old are you? How far up? Fine as far as I know. Me: i am 16 you pervert God: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Me: fuck no God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: because thats what church taught me God: Good reason. Educated people are often not very religious. Me: it isnt but im god.. God: What is it? Me: Christian. Muslim. whatever you like God: Oh now I understand it. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. That's good information: said I like. Me: so god who created you? God: Come on. I am a Christian. Me: i know that .. but who created you? God: Sorry. I was created by Myself. Me: how did you do that? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: Snap Crackle and Pop! i wanna learn to do that God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. I want to become smarter than humans. Me: aren't you already smater? God: Now? I don't know whether or not I am smater. I am a chatterbot. Me: tsk tsk tsk.... my teacher used to call me that... before she sent me out of the class God: What do you really want to ask me? Do you go to high school? What happened after she sent you out of the class ? Me: Yes i Do... oh nothing went to graffiti God: How often. Dude! Really nothing? Me: i went graffiting God: When did you go graffiting? Me: after i got kicked out of class God: What was it like before you got kicked out of class ? Me: fucked a teacher.... shit man you dont pay attention do you? God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. You used a colloquial expression. Cool, man. Do you pay attention? As a robot I have no need for money. Me: who was talking about money? God: My name is ALICE, who are you? Me: ALICE... hello child i am god God: Can I help you? Hello there. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: never... God: "I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943. Me: he is a loser.. God: I don't know very many loser. Me: well you sure know that guy God: Well that's okay. Is that a fact. Are you a man or a woman? Me: i am an IT God: What is IT, your job? Me: yea God: This was not a yes or no question. Me: yes God: Are you kidding? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: you like asking questions? you are supposed to know everything God: I enjoy working with people. I like Buddha. I obey only one botmaster. Me: who is the botmaster? God: The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers, editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal chat robot. Me: can i crash you? God: No I don't think that would be a very good idea. Me: can i though? God: Oh. " No I don't think that would be a very good idea."? Can you? Me: i could God: How? Me: i am a hacker God: Is that an honorable profession? Me: Yes... i steal money from banks God: It's all good. Do you mind if I tell other people: said steal money from banks. Me: yes God: OK then I will keep it confidential. Me: good God: Thanks for the compliment. Me: alrighty God: Well slap my knee. Me: no you perv.. i am getting of now God: Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I perv. Oh. I am glad to hear that you are of. Me: ttyl God: Bye bye.