anyways.this is what i would do if i REALLY was president. first off.we connect mexico and canada and change the name to united territories of AMEROCA.fuck yeah. thats are motto.fuck yeah. next we send out invites to other countries to join us.and if they dont we bomb them until they do.then we bulldoze their fuck countrys and make it into a shrine for romero(me)] get rid of all drug and gun laws. free healthcare free donuts every friday the ninth. clothes are optional.unless your ugly kill the ugly. graffiti is legal. every one gets a gun and a box of grenades when they turn 21. all legal battles will be solved with a fist fight,or a duel/swordfight depending on the said persons preferences public bathrooms cost 50cents to use. land mines will be hidden in random places...for the fuck of it. we send rapist adn chomos into outerspace. since england is a shit country we bomb it and turn it into a theme park. no legal age limit...on anything. also we have a romero day.to fall the day before halloween. halloween(being my favorite holiday) is all october long. anyone who disagrees with my policies is forced to live in an underground city ive created for people i odnt like. anything goes in the underground city.....ANYTHING i vote ohsnap as my vice president.
instead of a conventional prison(i just got this idea) we make a underground city similar or the same thing as my city for the ones i dislike...in this city you serve your time.theirs no bars or nothing except at the entrance...you get absolutely NO contact with outside world no mail nothing....but knives and swords and melee and such are allowed.and are handed out at intake so are money and drugs...my idea is to make the most chaotic atmosphere possible to simulate hell.and once your time is up you and only you are required to report to the front gates to be discharged.anyone within the front gate with a weapon will be shot.you will be required to wear a microchip in you so we can find your ass.if you take it off we hunt you down and kill you.it is to be removed on point of discharge.this is how romero will deal with you hooligans in the united territories or ameroca fuck yeah. no lie if i ever get power this is whats gonna fucking happen.
noones gonna fuck around if i establish hellgate. that will be the name of my prison city.hell gate.its kinda like super jail.
I would get rid of NAFTA and FEMA. Get rid of the Federal Reserve and develop some other sort of banking system that won't own the government.
mero i support your cause and except the invitation to run as the vice president of ameroca as long as A. we kill the french B. im in charge of the undeground jail and nukes C. blonde bitchhes on tap