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If I Were The President...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by PeeInTheShower, May 16, 2009.

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  1. ..romero..

    ..romero.. Elite Member

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    you have it..and so as not to have any future mishaps its "the united territories of ameroca fuck yeah"


    fuck yeah is part of our name.
     
  2. B.S. POLICE

    B.S. POLICE Banned

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    like the pimp named slickback, got it
     
  3. MAST

    MAST Elite Member

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    pardon charles manson and give him a lifetime supply of free acid and weapons
     
  4. ..romero..

    ..romero.. Elite Member

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    after 80 everyone is executed.theres no use for old people.all they do is smell funny and complain about kids and their damned rap music.which makes no sense becuase you fuckers cant hear anything anyways so whats up with that?

    every 4th of july instead of fireworks we blow something up in england.just so they dont forget who runs this bitch.

    enslave the hipster race and make them build me my castle.in which i shall live.it will be the size of new york city.i mean it will be fucking huge with like hidden sections and ill have gundam wing like robots patroling he castle that are controled by neked bitches and inside the castle il have robotic neked bitches like the ones in the gundams but...you know robots an shit.i mean whats sexier than a robot chick?have you SEEN terminator 3? i mean come on.and bears.with lasers.no fuck that.bombs strapped to them.so after they attack you they blow the fuck up.fuck yeah.



    second year in office.....we kidnap japan.
     
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  5. Mr yarbles

    Mr yarbles Elite Member

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    If you're a minority you could do it romero
    Just start talkin bout change

    and some old people are funny though
    Like the ones that get drunk those old people are funny as fuck

    also I'd make it a crime to be 50 cent tyga or souljah.
    Them cats piss me off more than anybody in the world
    actually not 50 cent his new game was alright
     
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  6. ..romero..

    ..romero.. Elite Member

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    i think the united territories of ameroca should sart producing drugs...not just weed.im talking bout all that shit....i mean what the fuck do we need the midwest for??? nothing thats what.half of the state of missouri is fucking methlabs anyways..why not make them goverment sponsored meth labs.hells yeah.get a cut...i dont care if its immoral.fuck ethics.im motherfuckin mero foo.
     
  7. Proper

    Proper Elite Member

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    Every single time I see this thread, I am reminded of Clay Aiken's "If I Were Invisible" song.
     
  8. KidReny!

    KidReny! Senior Member

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    post up my badge again romero show these mutha fuckas we mean buisness
     
  9. mtown

    mtown Banned

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    romero/bsbacon

    let's nuke the french and build a slutcastle at the place,
    and fuck belgium let's put all the belgian people in the underground and make this al accros belgium
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    and be friends with the dutch they're cool and can drink from there 16th and smoke weed from they're 18th

    can i be a minister ore sumtin?

    later and heil romero

    i have a peptalk:

    mero mero mero romero is our hero

    fuck yeah
     
  10. KASE2

    KASE2 Elite Member

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    if i were president i would hotbox the fuckin white house beeeeeeiittch and then fuck hilary ;)
     
  11. ..romero..

    ..romero.. Elite Member

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  12. noseteeth

    noseteeth Senior Member

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    start a "The United Territories of Ameroca Fuck Yea" thread.
    Romero 2012
     
  13. KASE2

    KASE2 Elite Member

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  14. provinT13

    provinT13 Senior Member

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    to the ok, decrimilzation is stupid, legalization is where it's at. If I were president marijuana would be legal for persons 21 and older.
     
  15. Backalley Abortion Doctor

    Backalley Abortion Doctor Elite Member

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    Why the fuck 21? Everything but drinking and gambling is legal at eighteen.
    I'm old enough to die, not old enough to drink.
    Fuck you, seriously.
    Country needs to get its fucking priorities in order.
     
  16. PeeInTheShower

    PeeInTheShower Elite Member

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    i'd make sure everyone had a smith and wesson 500 50 cal.

    come break in my house.
     
  17. SALVO

    SALVO Elite Member

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    I would regulate the fuck out of big business, tax the richers, provide better social services, and college is free.
     
  18. PeeInTheShower

    PeeInTheShower Elite Member

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    college being free would be the fucking shit... and i would make anyone who failed and dropped out pay to re-register because it's not fair to those who actually try.
     
  19. SALVO

    SALVO Elite Member

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    College is free in some places, it makes perfect sense if you want a the quality of life to dramatically increase and secure a firm economy. Some people think its more important to spend our tax money on instruments of death than education. You could pay for hundreds of college professors or you could buy a single stealth bomber.