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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by aCId II nz, Oct 23, 2004.

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  1. zink-dt..

    zink-dt.. Senior Member

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    Drivers Licence
    A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

    She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
     
  2. clockworkfuse

    clockworkfuse Elite Member

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    why did joe fall off the swing




    cause joe was a fish

    why did hte plane crash into the mountain?







    cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.
     
  3. FuLa

    FuLa Elite Member

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    what do you call a black guy operating an airplane???































    a pilot you fucking racist!..
    :D
     
  4. EGO31

    EGO31 Elite Member

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    thisones realy sick

    what do you get when you put a baby in a microwave?

    an erection


    lol
     
  5. Struk

    Struk Elite Member

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    lololol i love baby jokes heh so cruel but funny :lol:
    anyways heh...ive got nothing against babies but if u got more just go ahead haha
     
  6. WIZDUM

    WIZDUM Senior Member

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    What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
    -Nothin you already told her twice.

    How do you tell if an asian has robbed your house?
    -Your homework is done, your computer is fixed , but an hour later the fucker is still trying to back outta your driveway.
     
  7. Struk

    Struk Elite Member

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    hahaha^^ i love the second one :lol:
     
  8. REMEK

    REMEK Senior Member

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    whats the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

    i don't have a ferrari in my garage!
     
  9. NICCSACC

    NICCSACC Banned

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    why is asprin white?

    cuz people want it to work.
     
  10. BANG BRO

    BANG BRO Senior Member

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    WHY DO NIGGERS CALL WHITES HONKEYS?

























































    CUZ ITS THE LAST THING THEY HEAR BEFORE WE RUN EM OVER
     
  11. *570 Ambush

    *570 Ambush Senior Member

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    when ever im bored in school i say wow this is more boring than playing marco polo with helen keller.
     
  12. **MATEO**

    **MATEO** Elite Member

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    This is gold my friend.
     
  13. NICCSACC

    NICCSACC Banned

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    how do you keep little black children from jumping on the bed?

    put velcro on the ceiling.
     
  14. morningglory

    morningglory Elite Member

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  15. Im_gonna_skullfuck_you

    Im_gonna_skullfuck_you Member

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    now arent you just as cool as AIDS
     
  16. NICCSACC

    NICCSACC Banned

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    why are black peoples palms white?

    cuz when god sprayed em black they had their hands on the hood of a cop car.
     
  17. NICCSACC

    NICCSACC Banned

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    why do mexicans put those tiny chain steering wheels in their lowriders?

    so they can drive with the handcuffs on.
     
  18. WIZDUM

    WIZDUM Senior Member

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    Why did hitler kill himself?
    -He got the gas bill

    What did hitler get his niece for her birthday?
    -An easy bake oven

    Dont hate me!!!
     
  19. BANG BRO

    BANG BRO Senior Member

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    why do mexicans drive lowriders























































    so they can pick cabbage and look cool at the same time
     
  20. morningglory

    morningglory Elite Member

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    ahhaha best ever mexiacn joke