HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH fuck thats funny as no offence uni ima remember that one...........Clever Woman" A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days." The man replied, " I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police..."
once again im not racist Q-why do black jews have it so bad? A-They have to sit in back of the oven Q-What does BMW Stand for? A-Black Man's Wish Q-What does Pontiac stand for? A-Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadillac Condoms have it hard, i mean c'mon they do push ups in the dark while wearing a raincoat and then they throw up all over themselves!
Q: How do Chinese people name there kids ? A: They throw pots and pans down stairs..........ping ting ching (not a racist)
how comes theres not many white racist jokes ???? what do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator ??? a box of crackers
it wasnt funny i agree there isnt many jokes against us white folks! i got a quicky There is this guy, he wants a new brain! He comes across a guy who is selling brains for great prices! i've got 3 in stock, Einstein's brain at 1,000$ Hitler's brain for 5,000$ and George W Bush's brain for 50,000$ He then asks how come such a huge difference between hitler's and bush's brain! the man responds Bush's brain has never been used
what do you call a bunch of black kids in a pile of leaves ........................................................................................raisen bran
I got 2 white people jokes Q: what do u call a bunch of white people in a bus ? A: a twinkie Q: what do u call a bunch of white people falling down a hill ? A: an avalanche
Q)wat did the snowman say to the other snowman ???? A)i smell carrots Q)How do you stop a rhino from charging???? A)Take away its credit card Q)What music does an egyptian mummy listen to???? A)Rap They are all from my little bro lol
:lol: Two grains of sand were in the dessert! One stopped and said ''i think we're being followed'' Mensturation! I personally dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die! What did the mute say to the def man?
:lol: man you're slower then a turtle! Q-Why does the blonde have a bottle of windex next to her computer? A-To clean her windows
whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees. thats right, I went there.