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July 4th: Declaration of Talitha Day!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by TheMurderousMisterMero_, Jul 3, 2009.

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  1. TheMurderousMisterMero_

    TheMurderousMisterMero_ Banned

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    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/index.php

    this site is a gold mine of lulz.i mean i seriously cant tell if there trollin or not.but damn is it fucking funny.

    some that we already found.

    mods aprove this shit its too fucking funny this whole site is.these guys are either the dumbest people ever or the most sucessful trolls ever.i cant tell.




    theyz trollin
     
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  2. H3TT1NG3R

    H3TT1NG3R Elite Member

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    "
    I recently ran into a forum and disvovered that Child Molesters seem to favor the Honda NSX.
    I would never own one because it's not from the USA.
    I have to feel that God approves of big Detroit steel cars and trucks. My 1972 Ford F-100 with a 302 and three on the tree was the best all around vechile i ever owned. That truck lasted over 25 years off hauling firewood, getting into the woods to get my deer to haul home and various other chores. In fact i remember once blowing the doors off of a Honda on I-64 one night. That guy passed me at about 85. I pushed the petal to the metal and blew past him at at least 110 mph!
    God loves detroit steel, that's why the democrats are afraid to go there!"

    hahahahhaha

    "Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
    I wonder why they're the favorite of child molesters?
    My theory is that it has to to with the common name of the people who drive one: boy ricers.

    R rape
    I innocent
    C children
    E every
    R ride

    Mind you, it's only a theory, there must be loads of other reasons."
     
  3. H3TT1NG3R

    H3TT1NG3R Elite Member

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    "Think about its perverted name: NSX. That is chink code for Nigra SeX! Thats all those slants want is to force normal people into fornication with jigaboos. "
    hahahaomfgggg
     
  4. weak0ner

    weak0ner Moderator

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    ahahaha this forum cant be for real its so insane!!!!!

     
  5. Proper

    Proper Elite Member

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    And there calling everyone else perverts and molesters?
     
  6. H3TT1NG3R

    H3TT1NG3R Elite Member

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    "
    I always read NSX as 'inna-sex'. Not sure what that means.

    The NSX is also popular with the nation's rappers (that's hip hop type music.) It's a bling item that shows status and wealth. That's why they always rent them to show on their music videos.

    Here are a couple of lyrics, although I don't totally understand them:
    Quote:
    DJ Quik So Many Wayz Lyrics
    Blow her back out
    Then I mack out
    Freak the keys to the lex
    Or find me havin sex in my nsx
    I'm from the bx
    But we flex from east to west
    So while you ni--as coast-trippin
    We'll be cashin them checks
    I'm not sure what the bx is, or how one is supposed to 'freak the keys to the lex'.

    I DO know that the NSX is a pretty small car, so I'm wondering how the singer was able to have sex in it? Maybe only if his mate was a small girl like a teenager?

    Here's another song:
    Quote:
    DJ Quik Dollaz + Sense Lyrics
    Because I'm floatin in my Lex and, depositin' fat checks and
    gettin mad sex while I floss the NSX and
    Besides this being a run on sentance, how does the singer drive two cars at the same time? His Lexus has anti gravity? And the NSX needs dental floss? I'm never going to understand this rap thing."

    ahaahhaahhaahahahahah omg this is the best shit ever, thanks
     
  7. Tony

    Tony Elite Member

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    ooohh lord...
     
  8. sketch_three

    sketch_three Banned

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    Debunking common myths about Christianity
    1. "Jesus was all about peace."
    This is a common false teaching with no Biblical base.
    Jesus Himself tells us, in a way that cannot be misunderstood, that we are not to believe it:

    Think not that I am come to send peace on earth:
    I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:34

    And how could anyone forget Exodus 15:3?
    The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
    Exodus 15:3


    2. "Jesus loves everyone."
    WRONG!






    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=42&highlight=hates+cripples
     
  9. Proper

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    Meet Christian Singles!

    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=24711

    This website is fucking epic.
     
  10. Tony

    Tony Elite Member

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    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=22019
     
  11. weak0ner

    weak0ner Moderator

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    this forum cant be real.
     
  12. Tony

    Tony Elite Member

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    ...wow.
     
  13. sketch_three

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  14. Tony

    Tony Elite Member

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    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=24533
     
  15. Tony

    Tony Elite Member

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    Tony Elite Member

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  17. TheMurderousMisterMero_

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  18. sketch_three

    sketch_three Banned

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    fuck i cant even tell the trolls from the southerners
     
  19. Tony

    Tony Elite Member

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    it makes me scared for the human race





     
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  20. sketch_three

    sketch_three Banned

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    RIHANNA: Christian boyfriend disciplines this emo harlot
    For those of you not up to date with the Rihanna story, here it is:

    First, Rihanna - from Barbados, came to America to steal our jobs. The particular job she stole involves wearing emo haircuts, warbling terrible songs that sound like a failed opera singer gargling, and of course wearing scanty clothing.

    She met a Christian man named Chris Brown, who sings about God in his songs, and even has Jesus tattooed on his arm:

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    Then, just before the grammy awards, there to pick up her newest Award for corrupting America's youth, her Christian boyfriend Chris Brown recieved a text message from another woman.

    Now, remember that the Bible is filled with righteous men that have multiple wives. So no matter what message that other woman sent, Rihanna has no excuse whatsoever for getting bitchy about it. Yet she did, in clear violation of the Bible.

    The Bible says women are to use "chaste conversation, coupled with fear." They are not to braid their hair, wear gold, or put on any "apparel." 1 Peter 3:2-6
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    In this photo you can cleary see she is wearing gold, in violation of the Bible. Also, note the emo haircut - she supports the emosexual agenda to turn America's boys into sissified proto-homos.


    Rihanna, a singer, is disobeying the Bible's command that women be silent:

    Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 1 Timothy 2:11-15
    But she didn't, so she was disciplined the way God demands that uppity women be disciplined.

    There's another theory of what happened: her Chris Brown discovered that Rihanna did not possess "tokens of her virginity" and thus decided to have to put to death, as Deuteronomy 22:13-22 demands.

    Rihanna is lucky that God did not choose to discipline her directly. Take a look at Ezekiel 23: the entire chapter is the story of how God punishes a harlot, God has her nose and ears cut off, God has her forced to "pluck off" her own breasts, and then after being raped and mutilated, she is stoned to death.

    Rihanna, on the other hand, only got punched a few times, bitten once or twice, and choaked into unconciousness. God let you off easy, Rihanna!


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