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Never Ending Story

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by SELF DESTRUCTIVE, Jun 28, 2010.

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  1. SELF DESTRUCTIVE

    SELF DESTRUCTIVE New Member

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    Continue with my story keep it going as long as possible!!!!


    You just jumped a fence and u got a fat hole in your pants you pull out some cans and do a quick bomb then a brite light shines down on you from the sky :eek:........
     
  2. lord_plankton

    lord_plankton Elite Member

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    and suddnly you die the most horrific death one can imagine without the chance of getting back to life...
     
  3. Loki X Sho

    Loki X Sho Banned

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    So you're pondering to yourself as you drift through a cosmic tunnel toward the afterlife, and as swirls of vibrant colors caress your being, you slip into delirium. When you wake up, you find yourself in the pitch black.
     
  4. Zookyook

    Zookyook Elite Member

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    "God?" you ask. "Are you there?" ...
     
  5. Phat 2

    Phat 2 Elite Member

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    "No I'm not", God answers
     
  6. the cannabis evangelist

    the cannabis evangelist Elite Member

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    Then 'god' turns the lights on,
    your naked straped to a chair
    on the coffee tablke in front of you is a box of dissovible viagra,
    a class of warter, a shard of broken glass and a baby crocodile in a small cage

    fuck you think to your self.
     
  7. Phillip McDougall

    Phillip McDougall Elite Member

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    You freeze as a young man, no older than 22, strolls in, casually smacking his hand with a trophy baseball bat, the kind you buy for 11 dollars at baseball games. He looks at you. Something tells you, you already have distrust for this man. The crocodile and broken glass support your hypothesis. Suddenly, you realize what this is:
     
  8. the cannabis evangelist

    the cannabis evangelist Elite Member

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    Yes exatly wat it seems

    some cockney pyscho wants to brutilize you
    quickly thinking you use your special marine animal telepathy
    to hypnotize the diminuatvie predator to open the latch on his cage
     
  9. irockyourass

    irockyourass Senior Member

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    as the crocodile exit's his cage you notice that Mr. Rogers is sneaking in through the door that the man with the bat came through. Mr. Rogers walks right up behind the guy with the bat and...
     
  10. the cannabis evangelist

    the cannabis evangelist Elite Member

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    Oh shit
    deja vu.
    The agents must have hacked bs matrix server
    upload muy thai and eagle claw kung fu
    get me a twelve guage
    and lets rock on
     
  11. Phillip McDougall

    Phillip McDougall Elite Member

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    Nothing happens. You do nothing as "Mr. Rogers" comes up to you and gets you across the teeth with a backhanded strike with the bat. You spit out blood.
     
  12. RhodeIsland

    RhodeIsland Elite Member

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  13. Phillip McDougall

    Phillip McDougall Elite Member

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    "Dumb thread," Mr. Rogers nonchalantly states, as he pulls the crocodile out of its cage and shoves it up his own rectum. "Ahhh. That's better," he says, "Now where was I?"
     
  14. Phat 2

    Phat 2 Elite Member

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    a TV lights up in the corner of the room and Bob Ross is on. welcome to the joy of painting. you put on your beret and grab a brush and head to a canvas that is weirdly glued to the wall right under the TV in a way that you cant see the screen
     
  15. KAZonee

    KAZonee Senior Member

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    and then you be secretly aroused
     
  16. Phillip McDougall

    Phillip McDougall Elite Member

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  17. Loki X Sho

    Loki X Sho Banned

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    Except for the crocodile...who can speak 32 different languages...so he packs up his things and swims to Australia...and in the middle of the ocean, he meets a blue whale....
     
  18. Spark391

    Spark391 Senior Member

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    ..and then the blue whale asks the crocodile: "want to buy some weed?"
     
  19. REMS F.U.

    REMS F.U. Member

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    and the crocodile says, "i havent seen you since the night you disappeared before i woke up with a condom in my ass"
     
  20. Fury

    Fury Elite Member

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    to which you reply "Mutha fucka, I was high when I did that shit."
    The crocodile then says, "Que?"