after the paint magically reappears, they decide to hit up a bridge in alaska with some pretty small tags, which truthfully have no flow at all. after hitting one bridge with tiny tags, they are really tired and decide to call it a night. john says.....
"that shit was fucking dope son!" while every non-fag in the world looked in dissapointment... The next morning he wakes up earliar than usual, and is confused to where the fuck he is. He stumbles around a cold dark house constantly knocking shit over. Finally he finds a bathroom. He turns on the light and slams the door shut. He looks in the mirror and says to himself "What the fuck?! Im Mr. Muthafucking Moneybags why the fuck am I in Alaska?!" He reaches into his pocket one last time and pulls out the last of his heroine. He spends 15 short minutes in the bathroom, and emerges with an evil grin. He walks up to John's bed and silently murders him by stabbing his eyes out with a toothbrush he found in the bathroom. He eats the remains of whats inside John's bloodied skull while he waits for the sun to come up. Then he walks to his private jet and flys to.........
Poland, where he almost forgot to feed his 3 wifes that are in an abandoned shed, next to a legal wall where cope2 just jacked himself off When he enters the shed he miraculously chops off his balls and feeds them to his wives, because he is a good husband. Then, he goed back to the legal wall and sniffs cope2's sperm because he hopes that somehow cope's kingability comes into his soul When he's done sniffin' he heads to the nearest general store and buys...
the cheapest box of wine they had, a large sharp bottle opener, and a bag of polish funyuns. He then goes back to his wives, and orders them to get off their lazy asses and start making him dinner. He pounds a pint of wine, which only makes him upset. He slices the box of wine in the side with the bottle opener and starts chuggin away. His wives interrupt and tell him that dinners finished, when he quickly slashes them all in the neck with the bottle opener. When they all stop writhing on the floor he screams "....................
WHY THE FUCK AM I IN POLAND? and gets on his private jet, secures his captains hat and sets his course for Tahiti.... after setting the plane on auto-pilot he decides to cook up a few bags of some china white and relax a little.... just as he unties his arm and lets the drugs flow into his veins.... who else but a former contestant in a beauty pageant that Mr. Moneybags had entered drops out of the overhead store bins. "Thats odd" he says... "When did I have those installed?".... Ms. North Dakota proceeds to go after him with piano wire and 2 black leather gloves. ITS A STRUGGLE!!! they fight on the shag carpets of the private jet for a couple of minutes until Mr. Moneybags remembers a razor blade he dropped under the couch on a previous flight.. he manages to get to it and slashes her throat. In her last dying breaths she tells Mr. Moneybags his mother was actually...
one of the 7 dwarfs, Bashful to be exact. Mr moneybags then yells an overly dramatic "wwwhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy". Ms North Dakota last breaths actually lasted quite some time, she was able to explain to him that bashful was only always so bashful because he was really a she, with a vagina. She was just born into a dwarf family and was extremely hormonal but had no traces of estrogen so he grew immense facial and body hair, which is how mr moneybags is able to grow out such an extravagant moustache. Now Ms. North Dakota takes the very last of her last breaths, and Mr Moneybags begins to let out a dramatic 5 minute"noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" but is interuppted by a buzzing alarm coming from the cockpit so he quickly decides to........
BUT!!! that hoe was on PCP and no help to him!!! and unfortunately he had put on some stupid glasses with paint all over the lenses so he drove off the edge of Dead Man's Pass (they really should put a guard rail there) en route to the hospital. Mr. Moneybags finally has a sigh of relief. By this time he has landed his plane in Tahiti and is getting the news about Soulja over the wire... "Good Riddance" he says loudly as he swirls a glass of Brandy. The next day as he looks over The National Enquirer he discovers that..
"the end" the title of the article explaining soulja boys much needed death. He flips through the rest of the pages, and begins to light the magazine on fire because he does not care about brangelina's kids or sarah palin's daughter. As the magazine goes up in flames mr moneybags.......
A Pokey Bum Wank is a box of wine that turns into a pillow when you're done drinking the hooch. When Mr. Moneybags isn't drinking Brandy from a snifter and 15 year single malt Scotch with Tesco brand cola, He drinks a nice glass of Pokey Bum Wank... A good way to stay rich at least. JUST THEN! Mr. T-rex the butler rolls over on his segway and gives him the lowdown that his old rivals the east asian militia are back and....
that''those gooks are stocking up on wepons grade pocket vipers'' ''shit boy its a good thing i dont wear pokets since the last time'' mr money bags shouted as he exploded out of his garmets his pendulous shaft swaying in the breeze
Mr. Money Bag's then looks over at the zipper heads and pulls out a gat. He points it at them and then begins to shoot, he hits 8 in the knees and the other 4 who have melee weapons begin charging at him....
when suddenly michael j fox swoops in from 20 years ago in his dope ass time traveling car simotainiously smashing all the screaming asians into dirts as he rolls in for a smooth landing perfectly parallel parking outside of the starbucks where whoopi goldberg was enjoying a mocha latte.
Michael J fox gets out of the delorian and walks up to whoopie- when Mr money bags runs up and says "wait! Thats not the real whoopie goldberg! she don't drink no fuckin mocha latte like some little bitch ass faggot she drinks it BLACK!!!" The supposed imposter whoopie goldberg stands up to defend her self , but before she could mr moneybags shoots that bitch in the dome with his beretta jumps into the delorian, tells michael j to eat a dick and dips off to the year......
1575 nagashino Castle (長篠城) on the plain of Shitaragahara (設楽原) in the Mikawa province (三河) of Japan ''the fuck am i doing in feudal japan?'' mr money bags askes himself... anoyed his plan to go back ten years and fuck a jailbait megan fox had back fired on him
but the delorian needed to cool off so he figured he might as well put the hurt on some prehistoric japs to pass the time before he could go back forward in time. so he pulls out his beretta once again and starts runnin through the shanty town exploding dome pieces while the people watch in awe. They think that he is magic so they all begin to worship him. They shower him with gifts and rice alcohols, so being the gangsta nigguh that he is, he starts to get shit face when next thing he knows.........