and then bill takes off his sweater and slaps the shit out of eletricboogaloo for talking trash about someone in a thread that doesnt want his trash talking in(unless its to juelz santana, then by all means have at it) and bruce sits back and has a laugh After electricboogaloo sulks away, bill cosby calls bruce over. Bruce, being hesitant because of the beatdown electricboogaloo just got, slowly walks over to Bill. Once he's close bill starts laughing and says here eat these. Before bruce can ask what it is Bill whips out his glock and says"Nigguh, you best start eating!!!!!!" After they finsh off the bag bill says "hey man, I didnt know you like shurm covered shrooms... you sure you gone be able to handle this?" Bruce stares forward and says...........
This shit aint nuffin. Bruch then begins to do the elevator song dance with Bill Cosby for 5 hours and then they have some bitch with a bil ol ass and huge tits walk up to them. Bill Cosby starts spittin game and then the girl pulls out a gun and begins to shoot at Bill Cosby, Bill Cosby then dodges the bullest as Bruce runs at the sexy bitch..
Bruce kicks the gun out of her hand, and mounts her. He is coming down off his high and feels exhausted, so he doesnt want to be james bond and seduce a bitch, so he knocks her unconscious and gets up. Whereabouts unknown, Bruce decides he needs a drink so he takes out his fancy-dancy internet phone that he took off of his father's dead body, and searchs for the nearest bar and starts walking. Meanwhile Bill Cosby drags the sexy womans unconscious body around the corner into an alley. He begins to rape the body when suddenly........
...what is quickly becoming a decadent, depraved back-alley orgy. every perversion is justified, every sin indulged. bill cosby, balls deep in the large intestine of a women who was alive just hours ago, throws back his head and howls "........
His howls attract a pack of local alley dogs who have rabies, and they are wiling to eat any and everything. Bill sees the dogs and quickly hops off the dead woman. the dead bitches pants are on the other side of the alley and he runs over to them. Unfortunately by the time he gets there the bitch that joined in and the sexy dead bitch are both getting ripped to shreds by the rabid k9's. Bill picks up her pants and pulls out her gun and shoots the dog chasing him in the dome. He lets the dogs dispose of the rape victim and that other bitch, and walks out of the alley way with his dick hangin out when suddenly.............
in an instant bill cosby rips off his sweater of the day AGAIN, exposing an arsenal of metal dildos.... As the sun rises, his silhouette dances about the alley, perfectly synced to love will tear us apart by joy division. An eager bunch of children watch from a distance, cringing, the oldest of the three sighs in relief, and utters, "that's so Raven". His fellow comrades chuckle in unison.
Bill meets back up with Bruce, but bruce doesnt like howmuch attention cosby is bringing so he tells him to fuck off because hes sick of all the gibberish. Cosby says "But whata if I dont leave?" and in an instant bruce blows his head off with a 12 gauge (he bought while cosby was gettin it on with them dead bodies)and then bruce says " I will kill you." Bruce goes to the closest airport and buys a ticket to new york. He decided on new york becasuse he knows he can indulge his cocaine addiction. Befpre his flight a sketchy looking asian man signals him over to his cart and asks him...................
"what the fuck is that behind you?" as bruce turns around he is smashed by a 15 foot tall statue of abraham lincoln, pissed off to fuck bruce grabs a chainsaw he sees in a nearby suitcase. he runs to lincoln as fast as he can chainsaw in one hand; 12 gauge in another, an epic battle ensues. as bruce is fighting lincoln off, he doesnt notice whats behind him. lincoln gets pulled instantly into the shadows and out cries a horrible shrieking noise as loud as a train horn and as obnoxious as 30 dozen crying six-year-olds. out steps the figure from the shadows.............................
It's none other than Sean Kingston in a full body casts after his accident. His IV pumping through his veins Sean Kingston opens his mouth and says....
some soft rnb bullshit,you know what i mean...auto tuned pussylicking over some weak beat but fuck that chubby cunt cuss look who just walked through the door
Kenan and Kel!!!!!!!!!!! Kenan and Kel are up to some kind of get rich quick scheme and they are trying to see if Bruce will help them out with it. Bruce disregards everything that is going on to think of the answer and replys with a.......
"i dont know, orange soda flavored blunt wraps doesnt seem like too good of an idea..." and then kel replies But i looove orange soda, i do i do i doooooo". Kenan slaps the shit out of him and says "we aren't on that fucking show anymore, you dont have to say that every fucking time someone brings up orange soda. If you do it again im going to chop your hands off and throw you into a pit of dicks." Then bruce says fuck the blunt wraps, you got any better ideas? Then kenan says..................
bruce says "fuck that shit" and chops kenan and kel's hands off and kicks them both into a pit of dicks that was in the airport for some reason. he then mounts the rock lobstaah and flys on its back into space to find some space coke. as hes flying through space he finds himself in a....
where he finds a gun and killls himself ,and then.... RESURRECTED BY ... and then he is born with the magical powers
and with them magical powers he created the stongest strain of weed created on earth so powerful if you were to look at it, for evan a one thousndth of a second your head would expload in to a million peices and your brain would be flooded of images of bright swirling colours that form into a television show about a indian docter that preforms circumcisions on baby elephants during the day, and sells illegal curry on the streets of new dehli just to suport his family who are some sort of crazy, fucked-up ...................
half goat half human unnatural creations, but after he created it he then destroyed it because he realized how fucking retarded marijuana would be if it made your head explode(because if your head explodes your brain cant be filled with any images of dumb made up indian tv shows). He flys the rock lobster back to earth and gets to his destination in new york city, and he asks the first bum he sees where he can score some coke. The himless man tears off a piece of his spare cardboard box and writes down directions with his blood to some projects in queens. Bruce pistol whips the bum and then smashes it through a parked escalade's windows and starts being on his way when..........
... when a vietnamese plumber pops out of the backseat and asks him to pull over because he needs to take a shit