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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by **MATEO**, Aug 13, 2006.

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  1. **MATEO**

    **MATEO** Elite Member

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    Here is where you post your favorite pick up lines, funny ones, ones that you've tried and got shut down with, or have used successfully.

    Here's a few to start off.

    -Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

    -Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

    -Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

    -Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

    -Do you want to see something swell?
    Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!

    -Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
     
  2. Proper

    Proper Elite Member

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    You wanna go out on a date? Get some chicken. Maybe some sex. You know, see what happens.
     
  3. war terror

    war terror Senior Member

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    HAHAHA! :lol: :p :D :lol: :D :p :D :lol:
     
  4. afek

    afek Elite Member

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    are you real cuz i cant believe my eyes

    meh
     
  5. TheBNecrius

    TheBNecrius Senior Member

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    if i said u had a nice body would you hold it against me?
     
  6. >PhAzE<

    >PhAzE< Member

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    "Get in the car bitch..."




    Warning: Use with caution...
     
  7. AoAssis

    AoAssis Elite Member

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    My penis is 7 inches long....folded in half.
     
  8. >PhAzE<

    >PhAzE< Member

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  9. clockworkfuse

    clockworkfuse Elite Member

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  10. afek

    afek Elite Member

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    Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
     
  11. Nyc Sno

    Nyc Sno Elite Member

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    Nice shoes............wannna fuck?

    best pick up line ever
     
  12. sibil juggalo

    sibil juggalo Senior Member

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    how about i order you a drink and my dick?

    your so beautiful from your neck to the floor..

    im sexy ..i paint graffiti..how about i do your name or something..
    (bitches love their name in graffiti)

    eh i tried maybe more later
     
  13. STONES ONES

    STONES ONES Senior Member

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    what is that from? i swear ive heard it befor
     
  14. NOMX

    NOMX Elite Member

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    do u smell that? girl: what? it must be u! girl: omg wtf! cuz ur the shit

    are u retarded? becuase i can tell that ur very special
     
  15. ShIfTeD

    ShIfTeD Elite Member

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    ShIfTeD- hey is that a mirror in your pocket?

    slut- no why?

    ShIfTeD- because i can see myself in your pants
     
  16. AbEc187

    AbEc187 Senior Member

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    hello mam would u be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments-atmosphere tryin to find a balance
     
  17. afek

    afek Elite Member

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    hello my names is ben dover (bend over)

    i dont know im tired
     
  18. Slushi

    Slushi Banned

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    I love you. Marry me.
     
  19. Cazo1

    Cazo1 Senior Member

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    I just shit my pants, can i get in yours?
    If you were my sister incest would be cool!
    Roses are red violets are blue, i have warts and so will you
    I lost my phone number can i have yours
    If you were a booger id pick you first
    :lol:
     
  20. ShIfTeD

    ShIfTeD Elite Member

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    i also use ludacrisis line off of this one song

    it gets to them ;)