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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by **MATEO**, Aug 13, 2006.

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  1. ptownbomber

    ptownbomber Senior Member

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    The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

    That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

    I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

    I like every bone in your body especially mine.

    How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
  2. sickone

    sickone Senior Member

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    when shes dressed up in black you say ''who died up there, that even angels are wearing black'' .........i have never tried it ...go try it yourself.
  3. YUMI27

    YUMI27 Senior Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
  4. Slomoe

    Slomoe Senior Member

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    i'm a pirate, and i've come for your booty. B)
  5. Zulu

    Zulu Member

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    Here let me clear off a place for you to sit. *wipe face*

    One time I told Aries Spears he had a greasy neck (this actually worked once)
  6. paris_brew

    paris_brew Member

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    Do you know what would look good on you?

  7. Hilo

    Hilo Elite Member

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    hey baby Essa, Yeah PapI .. Wanna go to the Bar , sure PapI aiight says papi, Go to dah bar say give7 fo da lady she says sure pappi. papisays lets go o my room. she syas sure papi. we go in papis room. papi asks; do you want to sleep? she says no. i say lets make 10 babys today. she say sure papi.:)
  8. Mute1

    Mute1 Elite Member

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    hey baby, wanna start a new species?
  9. Hilo

    Hilo Elite Member

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    yeh baby i do.
  10. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    i just take pogo into a room full of bitches and he getts me maaaaad vagina
  11. TalibKweli

    TalibKweli Elite Member

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    pogo is a bitch magnet
  12. Stinky

    Stinky Senior Member

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    Didn't feel like lookin for this if it already was said but..."If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas can I visit you in between the holidays. I only got shot down everytime.
  13. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    they be stickin to him hrder than two pages in a 14 year olds porno mag
  14. TalibKweli

    TalibKweli Elite Member

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    -hey babe, noticed you were checking me out, so how about i whip my dick out, stick it into your eye and you can see me coming again
    -nice sweater, it compliments your eyes, wanna fuck?
    -this elevator is goin up, but baby i can go down
    -my name is whoa, remember it, you'll be screaming it later
    -Do you work for UPS ? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package
    -Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
    -Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus
    -If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head
    -Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
    -Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip
    -You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you
    -You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong
    -Hi! My name is Haywood Jablomee
    -I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you
    -Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours
  15. Slushi

    Slushi Banned

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    I like your shirt but it would look better on the floor.
  16. What Happened to the Letters?

    What Happened to the Letters? Elite Member

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    /\/\i read that one earlier today on a poster, but it actually goes
    "i like your shirt, it woudl look nice on the floor"
  17. What Happened to the Letters?

    What Happened to the Letters? Elite Member

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    *stare straight in the eye*
    *look down and have pez container in your hand*

    who the fuck woudl say no to that
  18. TricksForKids

    TricksForKids Elite Member

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    someone allergic to pez's.
  19. G-Fat

    G-Fat Elite Member

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    is it raining out? or you just wet for me.
    than add a perverted ;) ;)
  20. idiot

    idiot Senior Member

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    "damn girl yo body look soft and smooth like peanut butter. Let me put my chocolate in ur peanut butter and ill tear that reeses to pieces"

    60% of the time it works everytime