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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by **MATEO**, Aug 13, 2006.

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  1. DNO

    DNO Member

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    I have the whole dictionary tattooed on my dick
    lets go back to my place and ill put some words in your mouth
     
  2. tha boy in da corner

    tha boy in da corner Elite Member

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    Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?
     
  3. EsKoNeR!!

    EsKoNeR!! Elite Member

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    I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

    do you want to meet me for a beer? ohh i see youve already brought juggs of your own.

    your snowboard sure is fast, do you have a brazilian wax job?
     
  4. explosivo_420

    explosivo_420 Elite Member

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    as listed in the About me on myspace:

    About me:
    ...........................................::FREE LOST! FREE SHAGGY!::.................
    I love this so much I'll do it all day, leavin you speechless is doin it my way..................... .............................................................................................................................................. All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day put the pieces back together my way...
    .........................Like Childs Play........................................................ ....................................I dont apologize I'm sorry but thats just the way ... I am............................................................................................................................................ Aru?

    for instance somewhere i hear it on the radio or i may hear some sort of tune ill be sitting on this spot on your dial with a little talk and alot of music. I know what iam doing andwhy I must do it.. and if you'd like to hear more of the same this is the place

    I
    AM
    ARU...

    describes who I am.. duh
     
  5. Kerf1

    Kerf1 Member

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    OKEY fellaz, best pick up line ever, hy my name is ( name here ) and id love to see you naked
     
  6. snap_pxc

    snap_pxc Senior Member

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    :lol:
     
  7. that one esse

    that one esse Senior Member

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    "lets get some carry out and get busy"
    -dj jazzy jeff
     
  8. Jroc1993

    Jroc1993 Elite Member

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    haha wow thats fuckin hilarious...im gonna try that some time...haha thats a dumb idea but watever if it works
     
  9. Hask420

    Hask420 Senior Member

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    shit that wha ti was gonna do :angry: :(
     
  10. EsKoNeR!!

    EsKoNeR!! Elite Member

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    dont rem4ember if i posted therse
    do you rent or own?
    "huh"?
    those wings. cuz your an angel baby

    waaaawaaaaa(sound your supposed to make), do you hear that noise?
    uhhhh no..."
    its the sound of the ambulance comming to take me away, because the sight of you stopped my heart
     
  11. NiL

    NiL Elite Member

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  12. TalibKweli

    TalibKweli Elite Member

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    yah the word EDIT always gets me mad pussy
     
  13. plumbererer

    plumbererer Moderator

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    please touch my weener? i said please. god im so lonely. just touch ti once and i swear ill abide by the restraining order.
     
  14. wiggahata

    wiggahata Senior Member

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    "HAY BISH, WUZZUP, FUX U CUZ DATZ WUT I WAN2 DEW"

    "R U DA SUPER BOWL KUZ U R SUPR"

    "FIZT UP UR AZZHOLE"

    "I WN2 LIK UR BUT"

    "U HAVE A NIZE BUT KUZ U R A HOTY"

    "IZ UR BOIFREND HERE, IF NOT, KEN WE FUX"

    "UR PUZZY IS MEOWING AT MY DIK"

    "I BET UR BUT IZ KRUSTY, KEN I FIND OUT?"

    "MY DIK SED HE WANTZ 2 GO IN UR BUTHOLE"

    "R U A ZLUT"

    "I UZUALLY D8 BLAK GERLZ BUT 2DAY I WILL STICK MY DICK IN YOUR EAR"

    "I AM A NINJA, WANTZ 2 FUKX"

    "HOW MUCH"

    "I WAN2 LICK UR BODY AND PUT MY WEINER IN UR BUT AND PEE IN IT"

    "I WAN2 STICK MY THUMB UP UR BUT"

    "NICE TITZ BITCH'

    "SUP SLUTZ"

    "IF UZ IZ WALKIN DOWN DA STREET WOOD U FUX HER"

    "SUP HOT-T, I SAW U IN A PLAE BOI"

    "ILL BREAK YO NECK IF U DONT LET ME BONE U"

    "HEREZ A KNIFE, LET ME STICK IT IN YO BUT OR ELSE ITZ GOEN IN UR FACE"

    "GUNZ R TITE, I HAVE ONE, LET ME PUT MY DICK IN YOUR FACE OR ELSE I'LL KILL YOU"

    "U GOT NICE PLASTIK SURGERY"

    "R U 12, IF SO, SUP BABI"

    "IF U R IN ELEMENTRY SKEWL, DEN LETZ GO FUK"

    "TITE 3RD GRADE PUZZIEZ"

    "RAPE AND CHILDREN IZ GOOD"

    "MY DOG HAZ DA BEST ASSHOLE"

    "MY GRANMDA GIVEZ DA BEZT HEAD"
     
  15. TalibKweli

    TalibKweli Elite Member

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    your username is wiggahata, yet you spell with common wigga e-slang
    you're a tool and i wish you had genital herpes
     
  16. ThaBlackWallStreetGang

    ThaBlackWallStreetGang Senior Member

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    ahahhahaha

    That was hilarious.
     
  17. wiggahata

    wiggahata Senior Member

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    SUP! U FRONTIN'? AND FO DA REKORD, I DO HAVE GENITAL HERPES. AND ITS NOT CUZ U TOLD ME TO ITZ KUZ I WANTED IT. NEENER NEENER NEENER.


    or i could just beat the shit out of animals. putting an end to their life and whole new meaning of the words animal cruelty.
     
  18. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    QUOTE (TalibKweli @ Feb 6 2007, 05:28 PM)
    your username is wiggahata, yet you spell with common wigga e-slang
    you're a tool and i wish you had genital herpes




    ur wish is my command.




    i just go up to the girl and say 'hey cutie,u want to...'and iv never got past cutie cuss shes naked by then :eek: :eek: :D :D
     
  19. BohemianBastard

    BohemianBastard Senior Member

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    this thread is

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    hahhahahahha, ive always wanted to do that
     
  20. Kayone707

    Kayone707 Moderator

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