was your father a meat burgler cause it looks like someone stole two fine hams and shoved em down the back of your dressed. do you have any italian in you. would you like some?
Did you eat campbells soup for breakfast? because you look ummm ummm good.. Was you father a thief? (*girl*=No!) Then who stole thoes diamonds and put them in your eyes.. tried these in highschool.. good way to get a girl to laugh. then walk away
haha, my friend did this he was just walking and some college girls walk by, he follows them to one point and sais " escuese me, uhmm... dont your feet hurt" she goes what? why? ltmg, he said cause uve been running trough my mind.
*crickets in the backround* that lines older then the cum stuck between your teeth..... BAM! ZING! DING! :lol:
^^^^ hahahahah i usually stalk them for days and then when there least expecting it i sneak in there house and watch them from there closet for five more days and then when the come home i pop out scare them into a coma and do my buisnees thats how i pic up the chicks
do you actually read what you write? what a stupid story, and it isn't a line at all......Tagger101 strikes again *points at dick and humps air* Oh Kayo
my lame ass contribution you: do you want to see something swell? girl: i'd rather feel something swell your daddy must have been a baker, cuz youve got a nice pair of buns do you have stars on your panties? you ass is out of this world! (at the club, gym, etc) hey, you dont sweat much for a fat chick.. is that a keg in your pants, cuz i'd love to tap that ass do you work for the post office? cuz i coulda sworn you were checkin out my package. lets play squirrel, i'll bust a nut in your hole. fuck me if i'm wrong, but it looks like you wanna kiss me
Bump Mateo's thread I just tried this one on him on aim: Mateo: i see dead people Me: i see sexy people Me: because i'm talking to you Me: ohh! Mateo: i told you to get rid of my web cam
if you was a bugger id pick you how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice, hi my name is *insert name here* roses are red apples are sour open your legs and ill show you some power