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Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by **MATEO**, Aug 13, 2006.

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  1. mattFOO

    mattFOO Senior Member

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    whats the ughh for??? got past experience with that line?
     
  2. C H E N Z O

    C H E N Z O Elite Member

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    lick your finger n rub it lenghwise down her dress then say ... "Now let's get you out of those wet clothes !!"
     
  3. meetermaid

    meetermaid Elite Member

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    yeah, some ugly almost-down-syndrome kid used it on me last spring break haha
     
  4. KrookONE

    KrookONE Senior Member

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    get in the car, dont touch nothing
     
  5. mattFOO

    mattFOO Senior Member

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    Sit in the car
    Let discuss Somethin'
    Either we lovin' or I'll see you tommorow.....camrons wack ass


    shoulda asked him "PRETTY CUTE??? fuck nucaa! im a sexy beast!!!
    then slap him with a hand full of flour.
     
  6. JackJill

    JackJill Elite Member

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    better than flour is blowing sparkles in his face. That shit never comes off. Plus if he gets it in the eye it stings a bit.
    PS: Chenzo, with that line I'd be outta my clothes so fast...
     
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  7. Welsh_Graffer

    Welsh_Graffer Senior Member

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  8. KrookONE

    KrookONE Senior Member

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    lmao^^^ its actually juelz...dipset knows that shit would never work
     
  9. EKE

    EKE Senior Member

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    -theres something on your ass
    -wut?
    -my eyes
    i actually had this work once
     
  10. vegimite on toast

    vegimite on toast Elite Member

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    somethings dribbling out your mouth
     
  11. vegimite on toast

    vegimite on toast Elite Member

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  12. gunnar

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    i dont know if someone has said this one yet but ill say it anyways..

    y: are you tired?
    g:no?
    y: Well you should be you have been running through my mind all day.
     
  13. iLL-WoN

    iLL-WoN Senior Member

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    this isntreally a pick up line my boy did this to be funny take ur gurl to a thrift store and tell her ''baby you can have anything u want as long as im gettin some tonight'' lol
     
  14. nero122

    nero122 Elite Member

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    lol that would defo work
    heres one:
    suck ma dick bitch
    then say pleaaaaaaaaaaase
     
  15. iwritebasic

    iwritebasic Senior Member

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    im no fred flinstone, but i can make your bed rock (from wild n out)
     
  16. Dez-One

    Dez-One Senior Member

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    Not sure if this one's been posted yet, but I'll say it anyway...

    Hey baby, I have the entire dictionary tattooed on my penis, how bout I come over later and you let me put some words in your mouth?
     
  17. its all good till the cops come

    its all good till the cops come Senior Member

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  18. Jroc1993

    Jroc1993 Elite Member

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    those last two made me laugh but i doubt ANY of these would work
     
  19. AliasL1A

    AliasL1A Member

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    My favorite of all time..

    "we speak the same language, it must be fate"
     
  20. _Slur_

    _Slur_ Senior Member

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    "Did you lose your virginaty? because I'd like the box it came in."