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Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by **MATEO**, Aug 13, 2006.

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  1. Church

    Church Senior Member

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    you all are trying too hard. just be honest. this is what i do
    whip out dick in front of girl and say "yes or no?"

    gets them everytime;)
     
  2. AVID1

    AVID1 Senior Member

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    the best way to pick up a girl is to say 'HEY LOOK!' they turn around and say 'umm what?!'
    that's when you say 'Oh nothing' and start kissing them.
    I swear it works I've done it like twice...
     
  3. PaintVeins

    PaintVeins Member

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    "If I can make you come with 1 finger, imagine what I can do with the rest of my body."

    Beat pick up line. EVER.

    Sad thing is I've never used it haha, but it still humours the fuck outta me.

    Sadder still... I have a shirt that I had made that says that.
     
  4. Tagger101

    Tagger101 Senior Member

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    lol
    i dont use them
    girls use them on me like
    hey i wont take your money
    or another IM A GREAAAT COOK I MAKE BCN AND EGGS!!!
     
  5. AliasL1A

    AliasL1A Member

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    I dont actually use lines. I just get drunk and start talking about random shit.
     
  6. Tagger101

    Tagger101 Senior Member

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    haha
    well when alcohol is involved everyone gets laid :)
     
  7. opte one

    opte one Senior Member

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    "i seem to have lost my number can i have yours"
    " did it hurt?" girls says "did what hurt?" me say"when i fucked yu last night?"
     
  8. opte one

    opte one Senior Member

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    sory i ment wehn a fucked yu tonite
     
  9. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    HEY, hey baby i post on bombin science,111111
     
  10. nero122

    nero122 Elite Member

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    nice legs what time do they open
    i got a hard outside but i can make u soft inside
    im rich
    hey its brad pitt*they look* bang u smak em in the head with a rock n kidnap em :)works evrytime
     
  11. ODonthesetrees

    ODonthesetrees Elite Member

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    all the girls i know would think thats creepy as fuckin hell...

    i prefer this ending:

    did it hurt? did what hurt? them implants...only good when theyre all natty
     
  12. -ShAmEE-

    -ShAmEE- Elite Member

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    hahaa..

    go up to the bar. and say ' can i have some ice for this sexi lady' pick up the ice and throw it on the floor and at the same time say. NOW THE ICE HAS BROKEN!
     
  13. Lucas

    Lucas Senior Member

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    "Want some Irish in you?"
    "I'm a good looking brother ya'mean!"
    "Hey bitch!"
    or my favorite that seems to work most offen make a deep grunting sound twice .I don't know why but it's worked a couple times.
     
  14. tense

    tense Elite Member

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    HAHAHAHAHA r u fukin serious?! a deep grunting sound, i nevr would have thought about that.my favorite is " u want sum more tequila?"
     
  15. Lucas

    Lucas Senior Member

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    I'm seriouse but the girls it has worked on probly had quite a bit of tequila already.
     
  16. nero122

    nero122 Elite Member

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    or just sedate em with a needle?
     
  17. Lucas

    Lucas Senior Member

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    Little bit of both had to make sure it would work
     
  18. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    dude u got the irish line wrong, u say'have got any irish blood in you?'
    if she says no u say'well would u like some' if she says yes u say
    'well would ulike some more' only works if ur irish
     
  19. revolt92

    revolt92 Banned

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    Sketch, i always imagined you as the type of person that gets really nervous around girls and says stupid things like " i wet the bed " or " walkers crisps make me horny "
     
  20. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    u fool monster munch not walkers