you all are trying too hard. just be honest. this is what i do whip out dick in front of girl and say "yes or no?" gets them everytime
the best way to pick up a girl is to say 'HEY LOOK!' they turn around and say 'umm what?!' that's when you say 'Oh nothing' and start kissing them. I swear it works I've done it like twice...
"If I can make you come with 1 finger, imagine what I can do with the rest of my body." Beat pick up line. EVER. Sad thing is I've never used it haha, but it still humours the fuck outta me. Sadder still... I have a shirt that I had made that says that.
lol i dont use them girls use them on me like hey i wont take your money or another IM A GREAAAT COOK I MAKE BCN AND EGGS!!!
"i seem to have lost my number can i have yours" " did it hurt?" girls says "did what hurt?" me say"when i fucked yu last night?"
nice legs what time do they open i got a hard outside but i can make u soft inside im rich hey its brad pitt*they look* bang u smak em in the head with a rock n kidnap em works evrytime
all the girls i know would think thats creepy as fuckin hell... i prefer this ending: did it hurt? did what hurt? them implants...only good when theyre all natty
hahaa.. go up to the bar. and say ' can i have some ice for this sexi lady' pick up the ice and throw it on the floor and at the same time say. NOW THE ICE HAS BROKEN!
"Want some Irish in you?" "I'm a good looking brother ya'mean!" "Hey bitch!" or my favorite that seems to work most offen make a deep grunting sound twice .I don't know why but it's worked a couple times.
HAHAHAHAHA r u fukin serious?! a deep grunting sound, i nevr would have thought about that.my favorite is " u want sum more tequila?"
dude u got the irish line wrong, u say'have got any irish blood in you?' if she says no u say'well would u like some' if she says yes u say 'well would ulike some more' only works if ur irish
Sketch, i always imagined you as the type of person that gets really nervous around girls and says stupid things like " i wet the bed " or " walkers crisps make me horny "