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Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by **MATEO**, Aug 13, 2006.

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  1. -=AgA=-TrAnCe

    -=AgA=-TrAnCe Elite Member

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    want to play mummies and dadies?

    first we need to make some babies.
     
  2. ACE512

    ACE512 Elite Member

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    whats up baby ... im a artist want to model for me?
     
  3. yoda

    yoda Senior Member

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    my names mike but you can call me tonight :p
     
  4. Derogatory9o5

    Derogatory9o5 Senior Member

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    I totaly agree with that one.
     
  5. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    i dont really use lines but i do have one ice breakker, just to start up a convo, u ask the girl wat skool/college she used to go to, then u say u reckonize her..then wen she says hi u start the mackin
     
  6. killtheugly

    killtheugly Senior Member

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    if they talk i say "if i want your lip i'd have jiggled my fly zipper"
     
  7. AWE-Lewiff

    AWE-Lewiff Member

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    you go up to a nice tited women and say "i'm a breast cancer inspector"
    "need an inspection??" ;)
     
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  8. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    wow that sucks^^^ u cud of atleast said u wer with the fbi, federal boob inspector.. but fail
     
  9. G-Fat

    G-Fat Elite Member

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    hey sweetcheeks, is it raining out? or you just wet for me. *wink wink*
     
  10. killtheugly

    killtheugly Senior Member

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    hey. give my knob a tongue massage.
     
  11. AWE-Lewiff

    AWE-Lewiff Member

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    i knew mine was shit so ill use this one

    you go up to them and say is it hot in here or is it just me
    they say either yes or jus you
    then you say maybe its just you *lick your finger and touch them making the sizzle noise*


    if all fails theres always the look orlando bloom and smack on head
     
  12. dreddysocks

    dreddysocks Senior Member

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    Can I buy You a drink or do you just want the money?
     
  13. syrup2

    syrup2 Elite Member

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    hey would you like to be in a garbage bag..eer I mean hi sexy
     
  14. toke_wdc

    toke_wdc Elite Member

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    check the first link in my signature for mine.
     
  15. dreddysocks

    dreddysocks Senior Member

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    There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
     
  16. dreddysocks

    dreddysocks Senior Member

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    Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you
     
  17. PROMO

    PROMO Senior Member

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    Sooooo........................We gonna fuck or what?
     
  18. nero122

    nero122 Elite Member

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    hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.can we fuk now (hopefully u defen em so if theyr blond theyll just nod n say yes
     
  19. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    i just wait till nero says his pick up line then swoop in and be like'' is this BOY bothering you?''
     
  20. anti-anti-crime

    anti-anti-crime Elite Member

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    then when sketch is done trying to get laid but fails i swope in and take her off her feet to the bedroom where me and her make sweet sweet loveee... and then i never call her