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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by **MATEO**, Aug 13, 2006.
want to play mummies and dadies?
first we need to make some babies.
whats up baby ... im a artist want to model for me?
my names mike but you can call me tonight
I totaly agree with that one.
i dont really use lines but i do have one ice breakker, just to start up a convo, u ask the girl wat skool/college she used to go to, then u say u reckonize her..then wen she says hi u start the mackin
if they talk i say "if i want your lip i'd have jiggled my fly zipper"
you go up to a nice tited women and say "i'm a breast cancer inspector"
"need an inspection??"
wow that sucks^^^ u cud of atleast said u wer with the fbi, federal boob inspector.. but fail
hey sweetcheeks, is it raining out? or you just wet for me. *wink wink*
hey. give my knob a tongue massage.
i knew mine was shit so ill use this one
you go up to them and say is it hot in here or is it just me
they say either yes or jus you
then you say maybe its just you *lick your finger and touch them making the sizzle noise*
if all fails theres always the look orlando bloom and smack on head
Can I buy You a drink or do you just want the money?
hey would you like to be in a garbage bag..eer I mean hi sexy
check the first link in my signature for mine.
There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you
Sooooo........................We gonna fuck or what?
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.can we fuk now (hopefully u defen em so if theyr blond theyll just nod n say yes
i just wait till nero says his pick up line then swoop in and be like'' is this BOY bothering you?''
then when sketch is done trying to get laid but fails i swope in and take her off her feet to the bedroom where me and her make sweet sweet loveee... and then i never call her
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