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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by **MATEO**, Aug 13, 2006.
just whip it out. or use "sex panther"
Hey, is that a 7-Up you're drinking because i really wanna stick my penis in your vagina.
hahahahah lol rofl. that was the best one i've read a.ll day no shittin
i agree 100% with that statement
no posts in here for ages!!!
"if you were a door, i would slam you all day"
Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. you like it when i whisper sexual assault threats and lick your ear lobes? hey! hey, dont walk away! i have money!!
do you work at ups? cause i could've sworn i saw you checkin' out my package.
Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?
...its not gonna suck itself...
works like a charm
IMA LICK UR ASS BETTER THEN UR HUSBANB BABAY!!!
nice shoes wanna fuck??
lOL this is so funny
"Ah I looked like you before my sex change"
hey sup are your horny ? no ? ok, next....
worst attempt ever (above)
thats gotten me laid like 37 times.
how much does a polar bear weigh?
enough to break the ice! my name is so-and-so...
is dat a mirror in ur pocket cuz i can see myself in ur pants
something like that is dumb enough to work today
"Dam you got a find pair of legs, what time they open?"
Hey you, yes you!
Is your father a chicken farmer?
Why do I need to know this you ask...?
Well, I was just wondering, because you really know how to raise cock!
is your father a meat burgaler(SP) ?
cause it looks like he stole 2 fine hams and shoved 'em down the back of your dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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