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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by **MATEO**, Aug 13, 2006.

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  1. G-Fat

    G-Fat Elite Member

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    just whip it out. or use "sex panther"
     
  2. sex without condoms

    sex without condoms Elite Member

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    Hey, is that a 7-Up you're drinking because i really wanna stick my penis in your vagina.
     
  3. G-Fat

    G-Fat Elite Member

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    hahahahah lol rofl. that was the best one i've read a.ll day no shittin
     
  4. Atom1er

    Atom1er Senior Member

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    i agree 100% with that statement
     
  5. AEROSOL_FEEN

    AEROSOL_FEEN Senior Member

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    no posts in here for ages!!!

    "if you were a door, i would slam you all day"
     
  6. STR-WHO

    STR-WHO Guest

    Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?

    If you were a booger I'd pick you first.


    Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
     
  7. JETPACK!!

    JETPACK!! Banned

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    yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. you like it when i whisper sexual assault threats and lick your ear lobes? hey! hey, dont walk away! i have money!!
     
  8. drunkenshits_one

    drunkenshits_one Senior Member

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    do you work at ups? cause i could've sworn i saw you checkin' out my package.
     
  9. IlikePie

    IlikePie Elite Member

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    Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?
     
  10. Reason To-Shine

    Reason To-Shine Senior Member

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    ...its not gonna suck itself...

    works like a charm
     
  11. SBOMBS

    SBOMBS Elite Member

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    IMA LICK UR ASS BETTER THEN UR HUSBANB BABAY!!!

    nice shoes wanna fuck??
     
  12. 1-7

    1-7 Senior Member

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    lOL this is so funny
     
  13. PureSole

    PureSole Elite Member

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    "Ah I looked like you before my sex change"
     
  14. NWF

    NWF Member

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    hey sup are your horny ? no ? ok, next....
     
  15. G-Fat

    G-Fat Elite Member

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    worst attempt ever (above)



    "Hey slut"

    thats gotten me laid like 37 times.
     
  16. Reason To-Shine

    Reason To-Shine Senior Member

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    how much does a polar bear weigh?

    enough to break the ice! my name is so-and-so...
     
  17. imbetterthanyou

    imbetterthanyou Member

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    is dat a mirror in ur pocket cuz i can see myself in ur pants
     
  18. PureSole

    PureSole Elite Member

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    something like that is dumb enough to work today
     
  19. zanto

    zanto New Member

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    "Dam you got a find pair of legs, what time they open?"
     
  20. sex without condoms

    sex without condoms Elite Member

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    Hey you, yes you!
    Is your father a chicken farmer?
    Why do I need to know this you ask...?

    Well, I was just wondering, because you really know how to raise cock!



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    is your father a meat burgaler(SP) ?
    cause it looks like he stole 2 fine hams and shoved 'em down the back of your dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!