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    Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by **MATEO**, Aug 13, 2006.

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    1. mas$

      mas$ Elite Member

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      -2000 pound polar bear
      -wat
      -2000 pound polar bear
      -wat?
      -2000 pound polar bear
      -wat the fuck?!?
      -2000 pound polar bear
      -are u ok?
      -its an ice breaker
       
      mas$, Apr 6, 2008
      mas$, Apr 6, 2008
      #441
    2. Mr.Treez

      Mr.Treez Member

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      funny shit :p
       
      Mr.Treez, Apr 6, 2008
      Mr.Treez, Apr 6, 2008
      #442
    3. Mr.Treez

      Mr.Treez Member

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      cant ge tmuch better than that!
       
      Mr.Treez, Apr 6, 2008
      Mr.Treez, Apr 6, 2008
      #443
    4. Casual7ie

      Casual7ie Senior Member

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      those boobs look heavy. can i hold them for you?
       
      Casual7ie, Apr 6, 2008
      Casual7ie, Apr 6, 2008
      #444
    5. HëRbN

      HëRbN Elite Member

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      find out what there drinkin,
      Then take one to em and say Im Insert name here drink this till im cute
       
      HëRbN, Apr 6, 2008
      HëRbN, Apr 6, 2008
      #445
    6. Sewn

      Sewn Senior Member

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      That's fucking lame.

      Edit: This is my 100th post so I'll make it a decent one.

      Did you fart? Cause you blow me away.
      Or (each one followed with a wink and creepy smile)
      Did you burp? Cause it smells like dick.
      Did you fart? Cause it smells like cum.
       
      Last edited: Apr 6, 2008
      Sewn, Apr 6, 2008
      Sewn, Apr 6, 2008
      #446
    7. SAID

      SAID Moderator

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      are you a parking ticket?
      cause you got fine written all over you.
       
      SAID, Apr 6, 2008
      SAID, Apr 6, 2008
      #447
    8. xDesTx

      xDesTx Senior Member

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      -Guy Sobbing-
      Girl: Whats wrong
      Guy: I lost my teddy bear... can i sleep with you?
       
      xDesTx, Apr 7, 2008
      xDesTx, Apr 7, 2008
      #448
    9. miner-va

      miner-va Member

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      guy- hey
      girl- .. hey
      guy-...
      girl-...
      guy- well can you bend over and pull down your pants, my hard on is kinda goin limp


      -- works everytime
       
      miner-va, Apr 7, 2008
      miner-va, Apr 7, 2008
      #449
    10. Xyk

      Xyk Senior Member

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      HAHAHHAHAHAH.
       
      Xyk, Apr 7, 2008
      Xyk, Apr 7, 2008
      #450
    11. drunkenshits_one

      drunkenshits_one Senior Member

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      are you a sargent?

      because you sure make my privates pay attention.
       
      drunkenshits_one, Apr 7, 2008
      drunkenshits_one, Apr 7, 2008
      #451
    12. Casual7ie

      Casual7ie Senior Member

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      guy-i have a terminal disease
      girl-omg what is it?
      guy-its called cockus maximus

      -all you need to say...
      ...prolly wont ever work
       
      Casual7ie, Apr 7, 2008
      Casual7ie, Apr 7, 2008
      #452
    13. MarOne...

      MarOne... Elite Member

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      Hey cds_dogg665544, this works on ALL the ladies.
       
      MarOne..., Apr 7, 2008
      MarOne..., Apr 7, 2008
      #453
    14. sham->

      sham-> Senior Member

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      wanna know how to make my dick 8 inches? bend it in half!
       
      sham->, Apr 7, 2008
      sham->, Apr 7, 2008
      #454
    15. JackJill

      JackJill Elite Member

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      Hook line and sinker, baby
       
      JackJill, Apr 8, 2008
      JackJill, Apr 8, 2008
      #455
    16. MarOne...

      MarOne... Elite Member

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      Best pick up line... EVER. It has a 100% chance of working.
       
      MarOne..., Apr 10, 2008
      MarOne..., Apr 10, 2008
      #456
    17. tagger12

      tagger12 Member

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      hey baby u ever had ur asshole liked by a fat man in an overcoat?

      stole from jay&silent bob
      actually works
       
      tagger12, Apr 10, 2008
      tagger12, Apr 10, 2008
      #457
    18. ladie.salo

      ladie.salo Senior Member

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      guy: do you know how much a polar bear weights?
      girl: no, how much?
      guy: enough to break the ice, hi i'm (insert name here).

      lollll
       
      ladie.salo, Apr 10, 2008
      ladie.salo, Apr 10, 2008
      #458
    19. Backalley Abortion Doctor

      Backalley Abortion Doctor Elite Member

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      Poler bears are actually phisically designed to, not break the ice.


      "Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I want you to give me head".
       
      Backalley Abortion Doctor, Apr 10, 2008
      Backalley Abortion Doctor, Apr 10, 2008
      #459
    20. SBOMBS

      SBOMBS Elite Member

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      bump...i didnt use the fatman part but it does work on hella freaky gals
       
      SBOMBS, Apr 10, 2008
      SBOMBS, Apr 10, 2008
      #460
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