be like
"hey baby, can i have a hershy ring?"
*points down*
she bends over
and BAM!!!
you jam your pork sword in her un enemmaud body



hahah
fuck sobriety

 

Hey. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

 

My personal favorite:

walk up to a girl,
toss her your cell phone
"I'll call you"
and walk away

 

"Um...hello id like (this escort) sent to my house. 1000$? Yeah sure."

 

harrow i rov u

 

Honor and further don't work. Replace it with a simple adjective like great or nice.

 

GUYo you know what would look good on you
GIRL: What?
GUY: Me
actually worked once

 

on your knees bitch
priceless works everytime

 

"So many curves and Im here without a break"

lol

 

nice tits bitch

 

"can you get on your knees and smile like a donut?"

 

u know, it works only at rich countries... you can never see your cellphone again lol

 

Do you just fart because you blew me away

 

i saw you noticing me and i want to put you on notice that i was noticing you too-classsic fresh prince pick up line

 

you seemed to cause an erection, it would be dam un responseible to let him fend for himself

 

my names Heroin, and im the best thing youll ever inject into yourself.

 

If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print!

 

"Bitch shut the fuck up and get in the car"

 

Roses are red
violets are blue
pickles are green
I like your legs, and whats in between