IF i were a squirrel and you were a squirrel......
WOULD you let me bust a nut in your hole?

 

if i was a porcupine i woulds soh poke you

 

Nice Shoes... want to fuck!?

 

Man, that was original . Haven't heard that one since 8th grade.

 

"you look like were related..can i check your chest for the family birth mark?"

 

You a red neck?

 

i love you

 

yup im a kkk member from the flordia swaps and i hate imigrants fuck obama yeah merica...

 

Bitches, come over here and show Charley Murphy your titties......



I'm Rick James Bitch!

 

is your name gilette? coz your the best a man can get

 

me: wanna go out for a pizza and a fuck?

girl: what the fuck?, or , gross!, etc, etc...

me: you dont like pizza?

 

umm who wants some akward sex ill enjoy more?

lol syyykkkeee

 

Fucking Priceless

 

I think oyu need visine. Girl: why? So we can have a clear future together.

baby your like the fruit at the bottom of the yogurt..(sawve voice) waiting to be stirrrred.

 

you called?



haha jus playin
but hey girl did you eat lucky charms for breakfast?
cause your magically delicious!
haha =]

 

u called the plumber cuz im ready to pipe.

 

works like a charm on those jiggaboo chicks

 

Excuse me, but by any chance are any of you ladies interested in getting pregnant by the end of this weekend?

 

sup bitch, how bout a blow job?