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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by **MATEO**, Aug 13, 2006.

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  1. Proper

    Proper Elite Member

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  2. tycoonin

    tycoonin Senior Member

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    hahah yea that one works everytyme for me
     
  3. svker

    svker Senior Member

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    hahah yea that one works everytyme for me [/b][/quote]
    Make sure to grab her hair and sling her towards car.
    While you are speaking, works like the dumb blonde
    with two black eyes :D
     
  4. Clear Fruit Nectar

    Clear Fruit Nectar Senior Member

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    hahhahahahaah golld
     
  5. Paint Magic

    Paint Magic Elite Member

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    like bacon? (yea) wanna strip?
     
  6. vampr??

    vampr?? Member

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    if i had a rose for everytime i thought of u id be walkin thru a garden forever
     
  7. RKT47

    RKT47 Senior Member

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    nice legs, what time do they open?
     
  8. **MATEO**

    **MATEO** Elite Member

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    I'm glad you guys like my thread.


    :)
     
  9. clockworkfuse

    clockworkfuse Elite Member

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    hey, i like your thread, wanan fuck?
     
  10. **MATEO**

    **MATEO** Elite Member

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    If your extremely good with the ladies.

    this should work:


    *Clears Throat*... "Let's go."
     
  11. FaultO

    FaultO Elite Member

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    i don't have pick up lines....my peen does all the talking.
     
  12. morningglory

    morningglory Elite Member

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    bah just make em pick upa few lines...
     
  13. afek

    afek Elite Member

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    If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

    If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

    Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

    Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

    The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

    You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!
     
  14. Xx!@#ZIG#@!xX

    Xx!@#ZIG#@!xX New Member

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    are u wering space pants bec ryour ass is out of this world
     
  15. @!Ck$

    @!Ck$ Member

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    anotha 1 from luda:
    u look so good wrapped up in them jeans.. ud look even better with me in between
     
  16. AbEc187

    AbEc187 Senior Member

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    die u maggot [/b][/quote]
    hey son it worked 4 ur mom
     
  17. FaultO

    FaultO Elite Member

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  18. ZOMone

    ZOMone Member

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    that outfit looks horrible on you.... take it off!
     
  19. ASEN

    ASEN Banned

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    if you had a drink for every time i stared at your tits, we'd be having drunken sex right now
     
  20. some guy from NCI...

    some guy from NCI... Elite Member

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    I only have £30... how much will that get me?