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Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by **MATEO**, Aug 13, 2006.

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  1. Skare_Kro

    Skare_Kro New Member

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    if my name sounds familiar then fuck wut u heard
  2. PulseWithLife

    PulseWithLife Elite Member

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    Did you just fart ? cos you blew me away
  3. Colorplace

    Colorplace Senior Member

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    me:did you know we had 50% chances to sleep together tonight
    girl:really? how come??
    me: cuz i want! you?
  4. dubbed

    dubbed Senior Member

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  5. NosE2

    NosE2 Elite Member

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    how much does a polar bear weigh?

    girl: oh, i dont know?

    enough to break the ice....hi, im _____________

    haha corny as fuck but ive had it work twice =]
  6. Vagrant

    Vagrant Elite Member

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    You: Eating ice cream and watching The Notebook.
    Me: Eating you out.
  7. 2mor

    2mor Senior Member

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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    ive got a knife now get in the fucking van

    (best done with balaclava)
  8. Phat 2

    Phat 2 Elite Member

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    worst pick up line ever:

    hi, my dick is dead. may I bury it in your ass ?



    roses are red, violets r bl00
    all Oph my Ba5e r bel0ng 2 joo
  9. Colorplace

    Colorplace Senior Member

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    you walk to a girl in a party or somewhere and give her a quater and a 7up...when she ask why you gave her that you say the quater is for you to call your parents to tell em youre not comming home tonight and the 7up is the proof you didnt got her drunk to take advantage of her....never tryed that but i think its funny!
  10. goodburger

    goodburger Senior Member

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    Get in the kitchen. I want a sandwich.
  11. unreal180

    unreal180 Elite Member

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    take it your still a virgin?
  12. Tokyo_ROCKABILY-CLub

    Tokyo_ROCKABILY-CLub Senior Member

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    watch you talkin about 85% of the boming science community are virgins.
  13. realtalk

    realtalk Senior Member

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    ^^ this guy knows.. he took away the other %15
  14. GuyGuyer of Guyland

    GuyGuyer of Guyland Senior Member

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    excuse me miss, you dropped my number
  15. Loki X Sho

    Loki X Sho Banned

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    Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in 'em...
  16. unreal180

    unreal180 Elite Member

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    ^^^ i like that one
    im goner memorise everything on this thread, maby i might finaly pop my cherry lol
  17. Small Time Crook

    Small Time Crook Senior Member

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    Enjoy that v-card for the next 15+ years then, sparky.
  18. unreal180

    unreal180 Elite Member

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    im only joking, i am infact a sexual tyrannosaurus
  19. Scratch

    Scratch Senior Member

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    if you're not a chick, i've never heard 'pop my cherry' for a guy in any sense other than gay ass-cherry lol
  20. FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle

    FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle Elite Member

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    is this the library cause i am checking you out!