Did you just fart ? cos you blew me away

 

me:did you know we had 50% chances to sleep together tonight
girl:really? how come??
me: cuz i want! ...do you?

 

lmao

 

how much does a polar bear weigh?

girl: oh, i dont know?

enough to break the ice....hi, im _____________

haha corny as fuck but ive had it work twice =]

 

You: Eating ice cream and watching The Notebook.
Me: Eating you out.

 

roses are red
violets are blue
ive got a knife now get in the fucking van

(best done with balaclava)

 

worst pick up line ever:

hi, my dick is dead. may I bury it in your ass ?

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and

roses are red, violets r bl00
all Oph my Ba5e r bel0ng 2 joo

 

you walk to a girl in a party or somewhere and give her a quater and a 7up...when she ask why you gave her that you say the quater is for you to call your parents to tell em youre not comming home tonight and the 7up is the proof you didnt got her drunk to take advantage of her....never tryed that but i think its funny!

 

Get in the kitchen. I want a sandwich.

 

take it your still a virgin?

 

watch you talkin about 85% of the boming science community are virgins.

 

^^ this guy knows.. he took away the other %15

 

excuse me miss, you dropped my number

 

Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in 'em...

 

^^^ i like that one
im goner memorise everything on this thread, maby i might finaly pop my cherry lol

 

Enjoy that v-card for the next 15+ years then, sparky.

 

im only joking, i am infact a sexual tyrannosaurus

 

if you're not a chick, i've never heard 'pop my cherry' for a guy in any sense other than gay ass-cherry lol

 

is this the library cause i am checking you out!