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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by **MATEO**, Aug 13, 2006.
Roses are red your pussy is too, got a box of new condoms so bitch what it do.
"wanna fuck?" statistically, and in my experience 1 out of 10 chicks is down. problem being the other 9 slap you. but whats 9 slaps for a fuck? a price im willing to pay, thats what it is
Do you speak klingon?
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
i wish bombing science had a 'like' button so i could like that post ^
can we play rape?
Thaats the spirit
"You're under arrest..."
not really a pick up line but it worked for me. met a chick at a bar, she tells me im to young for her and im like "a guys age doesnt matter if he fucks like a stallion" shes like "ill be the judge of that" few more drinks later and im plowin this bitch out in my truck lol
hahaha epic ^
i like my women like i like my whiskey, 14 years old and mixed up with cocaine.
why do women like jesus? because he was hung....(spead arms out in shape of cross).........like this.
Are you from subway,
Because you gave me a foot long <-- Pretty much will get you a slap
Are you retarded, cuz you sure are special
nothing in this thread beats this guy right here
'Does This Smell Like Chloroform?'
ayoooo ma lemme smash right quick
ayo ma, i could pipe tho?
http://www.youtube.com/user/SimplePickup LEGIT These guys get 100s of numbers and take request on how you want them to pick up girls and they always get numbers. They pick up girls looking like retards, saying stupid phrases,get girls numbers in wheelchairs, etc
They aint even good looking (I think) (no homo)
hay yo bitch give me a samich, a beer, and some sex but not in that order.
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